[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

Call them what God calls them. The man has a privy member (Deut. 23:1) from which he releases piss (2 Kings 18:27) and issue (Ez. 23:20).

God doesn't talk about the woman's parts, so we probably shouldn't either.

[Brother Lindh]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

Thank you, Mr. Warrior. Those are great names for vile parts that I'm sure many True Christian™ fathers will put to soul-saving use when they rebuke the demons of fornication out of their strumpet teenage daughters who don't think it's "cool" to wait for marriage.

Praise the Neck! It is the only body part worth biting.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

Sorry, Lint. The goth threads are over in another part of the boards.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

The male part below the belt in front
Tallywacker
The Godly seed provider
Launch tube for Future Soldiers for Christ

The female part below the belt in front
Cooter (if you must)
The little cavern of sin
Womb for Jesus

The female parts on the chest
Sin pillows
Eve's chest apples
Puffy parts
Chesticular naughty parts

The part on both sexes below the belt in back
The filthy sit-on
The narrow path to Hell
Spanking zone (for women's posteriors only, and only to be used by husbands or fathers)
Little France

This list will be updated as needed, but please remember there could be children reading!

All of the selections on this thread made me blush. They are all so descriptive. Do we have to use them? Can't I just use phrases like "down there" "between the legs" or "shameful bits." If I am reluctantly forced for the sake of clarity to imply excitement of that nature I would prefer to say "afflicted down there". The quotation marks seem to help people know that I "mean something else" that I "cannot bring myself to say."

For the chest of a woman, I just use technical term, dirty pillows.

For the other part, bottom or rear end is as specific as I like to be. I have lost my composure and said . . . butt . . . once or twice, but I'm not proud of it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

Now we should try to avoid ever even thinking about the little darker, nubbier spots at the end of Eve's chest apples - no matter how perky they are under a sweaty t-shirt - but if you are left with absolutely no choice, "Satan's eyeballs" is about as appropriate as one can get.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

Now we should try to avoid ever even thinking about the little darker, nubbier spots at the end of Eve's chest apples - no matter how perky they are under a sweaty t-shirt - but if you are left with absolutely no choice, "Satan's eyeballs" is about as appropriate as one can get.

They're called ***********s, and there is nothing evil about the word.

[SUV]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

"Gotta dance!"

Isn't it about time you change this to "Whatta dunce" ?

[Juliette]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

Can't we just give numbers to certain inappropriate, dark, juicy, bodyparts?

And use those just in case we have to talk about this kind of things?

It would be far less disturbing ...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

They're called ***********s, and there is nothing evil about the word.

Could you even go a day without letting loose your potty mouth?

Can't we just give numbers to certain inappropriate, dark, juicy, bodyparts?

Because that could unfortunately lead to the sin of numerology. Even relieving oneself should never referred to (again, if one absolutely with no choice must refer to such intensely private and disgusting matters at all) "going number one" or "going number two". In our household, it happened once that the subject was forced to come up when a guest was using the regular water closet and I needed to use my husband, Mr. Whitford's, private water closet. What we settled on was "sending tainted water down Satan's way" and "expelling the colon demon".

[Bill Poole]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

I tend to call my wife's nubbier spots "Satan's teats". We may as well call them what they are.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

What we settled on was "sending tainted water down Satan's way" and "expelling the colon demon".

I've heard people use "Making the Devil's Rain" and "Dropping Some Demons Off at the Pool" as well.

[Juliette]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

I tend to call my wife's nubbier spots "Satan's teats". We may as well call them what they are.

So you're behaving very rude to your lady mister. While she has to produce little soldiers for Jesus for you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

teats

SIR! That would be fine amongst the menfolk, but there are ladies and children present!

[Jean Poole]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

How about Evil Gateway for a woman's front parts?

[Bill Poole]

Re: ATTENTION: Appropriate names for inappropriate body parts

I do apologise, Sister Mary Maria. However, harsh terms are necessary in this evil world. How else will people (particularly women) understand the true evil of sin pillows and sin-pillow-feeding?

Ladies, Sin Pillow-feeding is a gateway to HELL for your infant! Consider this verse:

Leviticus 18:7
The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

We must all be aware of this Great Evil. Although I do apologise to the Ladies if they are upset. I know you women get flustered so very easily.