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  • Isabella White
    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
     
    • Mar 2019
    • 4379
    #1

    Happy Blessed Birthday, Dear Brother Cranky!

    Oh, my! What a wonderful surprise awaited me, when I logged onto , and then saw the notification that today is the 84th birthday of our beloved Brother Cranky. May the bless you, Dear, and draw you near to mighty bosom!
    (Mrs.) Isabella White

    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11621
      #2
      Re: Happy Blessed Birthday, Dear Brother Cranky!

      I am so sorry, Brother Cranky. I know that you wanted to be with The Lord. But it is part of His Divine Plan(c) for you to be here, winning others for Christ with your warm and inspiring testimony.
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10289
          #3
          Re: Happy Blessed Birthday, Dear Brother Cranky!

          Esteemed Elder Brother in Christ! As my birthday present to you I stayed all day in my prayer closet sending you my Thoughts and Prayers in the manner of Jonah the Prophet, and as you have not yet appeared on the Forum to-day, I am cautiously jubilant that you may at this very moment be enjoying the companionship of Jesus Christ in His Mansion of Gold and Frankincense in Heaven!

          Jonah 4:3
          Therefore now, O LORD, take, I beseech thee, my life from me; for it is better for me to die than to live.


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11621
              #4
              Re: Happy Blessed Birthday, Dear Brother Cranky!

              Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
              Esteemed Elder Brother in Christ! As my birthday present to you I stayed all day in my prayer closet sending you my Thoughts and Prayers in the manner of Jonah the Prophet, and as you have not yet appeared on the Forum to-day, I am cautiously jubilant that you may at this very moment be enjoying the companionship of Jesus Christ in His Mansion of Gold and Frankincense in Heaven!

              Jonah 4:3
              Therefore now, O LORD, take, I beseech thee, my life from me; for it is better for me to die than to live.


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              Wouldn't it be wonderful if our Brother Cranky were reading your post up in Heaven? I know that I will try to keep up with things at the LBC Forum when I am up there.
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Blessed Birthday, Dear Brother Cranky!

                  A Blessed Birthday to you, dear Brother in Christ. May Jesus call you to His Bosom soon.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • aayeyeopuhosa
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Aug 2021
                      • 1
                      #6
                      Patients, recognisable aplasia utero; crypt individually intentions.

                      Hello. U have a nice church here. Do U perform marriage ceremoies? My boyfriend Johnny & I want to get married soon, before he goes through his trannssexual operation change. [*** DISGUSTING PHOTOS OF UNMENTIONABLES REMOVED BY RIGHTEOUS, DILIGENT MODERATOR ***]

                      We would like a choir to sing at the wedding too. Please let me know the details & when U can do this. Thank U.
                      Last edited by Isabella White; 08-07-2021, 03:13 AM.

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                        • mircomm
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Nov 2021
                          • 1
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Blessed Birthday, Dear Brother Cranky!

                          Thank you for your sharing,That's pretty cool.
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