Now what?

[Roper Crossburn]

One of her feet is still sticking out. I tried every which way but it won't fit. Help!!!

[Roper Crossburn]

Re: Now what?

This was supposed to be a PRIVATE MESSAGe

[Roper Crossburn]

Re: Now what?

I want it gone.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Now what?

I'm sorry, Roper. You demanded that the admins make you a "Super Member" whose posts could not be deleted under any circumstances. This is the result of that demand.

You will just have to live with it.

[Des]

Re: Now what?

Mr. Crossburn, sir.

I bought your latest album, Done Told That Woman Twice, for baby Jesus for Christmas and have been playing it loud enough for Him to hear up in heaven daily. Your finest work to date.


Anyway, sorry your message cannot be removed, but I think I can help. You see, I too have had a few carcasses that needed to be disposed of quickly and discretely. Let me throw some gear together and drop me an address and we can get that troublesome thing disposed of before it starts to smell and the vultures begin circling. I've got a quart of Luminol as well to make sure no blood remains.


Yours in Christ and empathy,


Desmond Muller (no relation)

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Now what?

Oh my good golly gosh! THE Roper Crossburn is a member of the Landover Baptist Church?!?! I need to let my friends in the RESPECTABLE Freehold Police Department know of this. They are also huge fans of your music. I myself use your phone case.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Now what?

Oh my good golly gosh! THE Roper Crossburn is a member of the Landover Baptist Church?!?!

Yessir, he puts the Roper in retroperitoneal, as in surgical disposal of dismembered corpses.

[Roper Crossburn]

Re: Now what?

I was asking for help fitting my guitar stand (named Sally) into my van. What's this about corpses?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Now what?

I was asking for help fitting my guitar stand (named Sally) into my van. What's this about corpses?

Crossburn - love your work! We were just wondering about Sally's situation. If she's, uh, broken then we can replace her with a Shawnee at short notice.