Bag A Buck For Sarah- 2008 Deer Hunt!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

Deer hunting season is just around the corner. Personally, I am very excited to head out to God's great wilderness and bask in its beauty and wonder. I will be in Iowa again this year for the shotgun and bow season!

With so many members of this great church, I figured we could make it into a group event. And what better way to support our next VP Sarah Palin then killing a few deer and roasting them up in a large, delicious BBQ.

I call it the "Bag a Buck for Sarah" promotion. We will meet at the local hunters club in Freehold at 5 A.M. on opener morning. I will be able to drive up to 9 hunters in my new extended pickup truck, the rest will have to drive themselves.

Pastor Ezekiel has some spare land just outside of town that he was kind enough to let us use, so I have gone ahead and set up numerous blinds and tree stands for everyone.

Also, the DNR has given us many surplus permits so if it moves, kill it! I am bringing 12 shotguns just in case someone doesn't have one, so no worries! I look forward to hunting with you all and enjoying a delicious BBQ afterwards.

Please let me know if you will coming for the hunt or just the fellowship BBQ afterwards so I know how many of the nigras/hired help I will have to bring to prepare the feast. Good luck to all!

I look to add to my collection this year.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Bag A Buck For Sarah- 2008 Deer Hunt!

I'll be there! I'm flying in the night before. Pastor Zeke has offered to let me bunk at his place! I hope he doesn't keep me up all night with his ministering, like last time! LOL!

I'll be bringing my own guns, but save me a seat in your truck Brother! Looking forward to it!

[Nobar King]

Re: Bag A Buck For Sarah- 2008 Deer Hunt!

Sounds good to me. There should be a lot of interest, if only for the BBQ. Do you think we could get her campaign to sponsor the even? Maybe we could get some big signs or flags or something.

I'll make sure that we have a "Republicans register here:" table at the dinner so we can try to register more republicans to vote for Sarah.

I'm looking forward to going hunting with you guys!

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Bag A Buck For Sarah- 2008 Deer Hunt!

I'm all for it unless Cheney is coming...

[Marshall]

Re: Bag A Buck For Sarah- 2008 Deer Hunt!

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Let's see those infernal deer get away from me now!

[Osambo 08]

Re: Bag A Buck For Sarah- 2008 Deer Hunt!

Slaying animals for leisure is sickening and immoral.All of you are just as bad as Michael Vick.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Bag A Buck For Sarah- 2008 Deer Hunt!

Slaying animals for leisure is sickening and immoral.All of you are just as bad as Michael Vick.

Come on boy, We are doing a good deed! Do you enjoy hitting deer with your car? Because you will be every other day if hunters don't do their part.

Not a shocker though, all Osambo supporters are sissy gun haters.

[Marshall]

Re: Bag A Buck For Sarah- 2008 Deer Hunt!

Slaying animals for leisure is sickening and immoral.

They don't slay themselves and most of the time I eat what I shoot. I at least keep the antlers for projects I have around the house. You should see my antler furniture if you want to see animals put to good use.

All of you are just as bad as Michael Vick.

That's just insulting. I mean I tan in the summer but come on.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bag A Buck For Sarah- 2008 Deer Hunt!

Slaying animals for leisure is sickening and immoral.All of you are just as bad as Michael Vick.

So I take it you've never eaten meat or worn leather shoes?


Brothers, good luck on the hunt. As always, I'll expect 50% of whatever you bag. Also I have great news; The McCain campaign has promised us a Palin kid to attend our post-hunt barbeque. Not quite sure which one it'll be. I hope it isn't the retard.