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My Brothers and Sisters,
As this here Coronavirus keeps on dividin' and mutationalizin', I have been informed of a particularly insiditious plot by them evil liberals to get good conservative and Republican folks killed.
What them liberals do is, they pretend to be good conservative folk, then they say the virus ain't real, that it was conjuriously cooked up by that there Bill Gates so he can slip 5G nanochips in them vaccines and turn us all into zombitatious sheep who can't reproduce no more.
Them chips inside the vaccines, these liberal propagandalists say, are triggered by Jewish Space Lasers in orbit.
In fact, they says the virus ain't real at all and as we find ourselves on the cusp of the grimtastic milestone of 800,000 Americans dead, all of the "dead people" are crisis thespianists!
THESE PEOPLE ARE LYING BECAUSE THEY WANT GOOD CONSERVATIVES AND REPUBLICANS TO DIE SO THEY CAN'T VOTE AGAINST DEMS IN 2022 AND 2024!
They know President Brandon's marginalization of victoriousness was razor-thin in crucialist swing states, and eliminatizing 800,000 GOP loyalists will save them a shellackin' in 2022 and pave the way for Mayor Pete Bootygay to win the presidency in 2024 over Trump, Desantis or perhaps some other fine Republican. (That there Nikki Haley say she gonna run, and she's a fine young lady, but the presidency is a man's job, don't forget!)
Now these liberals spreadin' these propagandalized conspiracy theories want us dead, but conservatives ain't stupid. What kind of person believes all that nonsense? No, sir, it ain't gonna find traction.
Still, ya'll best warn your congremegations about this nefariatious plot!
As this here Coronavirus keeps on dividin' and mutationalizin', I have been informed of a particularly insiditious plot by them evil liberals to get good conservative and Republican folks killed.
What them liberals do is, they pretend to be good conservative folk, then they say the virus ain't real, that it was conjuriously cooked up by that there Bill Gates so he can slip 5G nanochips in them vaccines and turn us all into zombitatious sheep who can't reproduce no more.
Them chips inside the vaccines, these liberal propagandalists say, are triggered by Jewish Space Lasers in orbit.
In fact, they says the virus ain't real at all and as we find ourselves on the cusp of the grimtastic milestone of 800,000 Americans dead, all of the "dead people" are crisis thespianists!
THESE PEOPLE ARE LYING BECAUSE THEY WANT GOOD CONSERVATIVES AND REPUBLICANS TO DIE SO THEY CAN'T VOTE AGAINST DEMS IN 2022 AND 2024!
They know President Brandon's marginalization of victoriousness was razor-thin in crucialist swing states, and eliminatizing 800,000 GOP loyalists will save them a shellackin' in 2022 and pave the way for Mayor Pete Bootygay to win the presidency in 2024 over Trump, Desantis or perhaps some other fine Republican. (That there Nikki Haley say she gonna run, and she's a fine young lady, but the presidency is a man's job, don't forget!)
Now these liberals spreadin' these propagandalized conspiracy theories want us dead, but conservatives ain't stupid. What kind of person believes all that nonsense? No, sir, it ain't gonna find traction.
Still, ya'll best warn your congremegations about this nefariatious plot!
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