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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #1

    Prayer Warriors! Let's Hear Your Special Powers...

    I can deliver demons out of people over the internet. Sometimes I can just look at a photo of someone and see the demon morphed with their face. Also there is a strange, smokey glow surrounding the person suffering from demons. I have cast demons out of the photos of children on the internet where I could literally see the demon inside of them. Their faces were morphed and quite ugly. Also babies who looked incredibly vexed. Often the demon causing homosexual urges is expelled, and the person is then freed.

    I loudly say, "Get Out!" or "Go" and rebuke Satan in Jesus' name and the same photos of the same people later look different - clean, healthy, healed, free. God answers prayer in any format! When you see ugly people on your social media feed, you can deliver them from demons too! Jesus answers prayers and longs to see people repent.

    What can you do? Let's share our successes!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12929
      #2
      Re: Prayer Warriors! Let's Hear Your Special Powers...

      When Hunter and Joe Biden were able to escape the consequences of their wrong doing in Ukraine, I prayed that God would bring some other tragedy into their lives. It has taken a while, but God is now just starting to answer my prayers. He killed their dog, Champ:

      QAnon Believers Suggest Secret Message Behind Announcement of Biden Dog Champ's Death (newsweek.com)
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • WWJDnow
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 6314
          #3
          Re: Prayer Warriors! Let's Hear Your Special Powers...

          When I was a teenager, I was able drive the demons out of Jewish children. I stopped because the demons reinhabited their bodies every time the kids went to synagogue, so what was the point in continuing?
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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            • Adam Fag
              Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
              • Jan 2012
              • 646
              #4
              Re: Prayer Warriors! Let's Hear Your Special Powers...

              I can pray for folks to be friends. In a church or a shrine or a mosque, there's a real need to hear and to learn from all. It's time to heal the rifts in faith.
              Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                • Dennis Lukes
                  Innkeeper for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2018
                  • 2388
                  #5
                  Re: Prayer Warriors! Let's Hear Your Special Powers...

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  He killed their dog, Champ:
                  Just like He killed Biden's first wife, daughter, and other son. Some people just can't take a hint.


                  I claim direct personal responsibility for my prayers forcing Toys R Us into bankruptcy.
                  I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                  Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                  But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                  From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                    • Roland
                      Obese Swedish Meatball
                      Delusional Forum Member
                      • May 2014
                      • 2193
                      #6
                      Re: Prayer Warriors! Let's Hear Your Special Powers...

                      I am not a prayer warrior, no special powers here.


                      I do know how to make cheese filled chilies wrapped in chicken and bacon:


                      Recipe


                      That must be some sort of benefit I guess? I did not get any complaints serving these.
                      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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