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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #16
    Re: God's up to something

    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    No indeed they are simply emulating their Saviour in heaven. The Jews are supposed to be God's special people, looking after them and what not, but he's been screwing them over for centuries. I think the Iraqis have a lot to look forward to from their American overlords!
    No, the Jews used to be God's favourite people, but they had a little falling-out, ever since they killed Him. Of course, since the Lord is eternal and unchanging:
    Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not...
    He couldn't just pick a new Chosen People, so the Jews are still His favourites, but the Jews most people call Jews aren't real Jews at all. Nowadays, us Christians are the real Jews, and Jews are of the sinagogue of Satan.
    Revelation 2:9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
    Revelation 3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

    See? What could possibly be clearer?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Arethusa
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 284
        #17
        Re: God's up to something

        But I don't want to be a Jew, Brother Temp, I don't want to be a cockroach.
        Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
        I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
        Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
        Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
        Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.         - Ovid

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #18
            Re: God's up to something

            Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
            But I don't want to be a Jew, Brother Temp, I don't want to be a cockroach.
            That's where it gets confusing. To distinguish between real Jews (us) and fake Jews (them), we simply refer to real Jews as True Christians™, and fake Jews as filthy hook-nosed penny-pinching Christ-killing yids. It's only the latter kind who are cockroaches.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Arethusa
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 284
                #19
                Re: God's up to something

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                That's where it gets confusing. To distinguish between real Jews (us) and fake Jews (them), we simply refer to real Jews as True Christians™, and fake Jews as filthy hook-nosed penny-pinching Christ-killing yids. It's only the latter kind who are cockroaches.
                I'm still a bit peeved that I have to be a Jew at all. I mean I'm not even rich! Where all the riches that Jesus promised me if I'd take on his blood and seed? You'd think I'd at least have a lamborghini by now.
                Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                 - Ovid

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: God's up to something

                    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                    I'm still a bit peeved that I have to be a Jew at all. I mean I'm not even rich! Where all the riches that Jesus promised me if I'd take on his blood and seed? You'd think I'd at least have a lamborghini by now.
                    How can you expect any property if you remain unmarried? Jesus expects all women to be tended by Men. In fact YOU ARE property...only Jesus hasn't revealed to whom you belong quite yet. Don't doubt or question Jesus, or you'll be that much further away from His divine embrace.

                    I think you are thinking too much, woman. Stick to Jesus.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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