[robertclark1977]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

Humming the melody from "Amazing Grace" or "Bringing in the Sheaves" usually helps.

Thank you for that advice. I feel a lot better!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

I can understand that Frenchmen are called Pierre and other European types go for Giovanni or Adolph, sure: why not? It's their language, weedy in vocabulary admittedly and not much good for expressing ideas other than the most parochial concepts better left at home, they can do what they like with it. Even if their children get laughed at sideways in the playground.

Hotman https://lampung.tribunnews.com/2022/08/24/terungkap-gaji-70-aspri-hotman-paris-hutapea-makin-dekat-makin-besar

Bambang https://www.kompas.com/stori/read/2022/08/23/140000079/biografi-susilo-bambang-yudhoyono-presiden-ke-6-indonesia

YK https://myfirstname.rocks/baby-names/yk (this link disabled due to superstitious content)

Actually I wouldn't recommend any of them: they're just there to show their names actually exist. The thing is, do parents really choose these names or are they transliterations of something else? Quite often, or regularly more accurately, I come across YK and always wonder, “Is that a handy spelling of a Chinese name easy for their foreigners (us) to pronounce? or does it represent is it the equivalent of a middle initial – and when I looked up "middle initial" I got a very C-minus selection so won't be including a link.” I do not believe any parents' observing their most recent progeny could evoke such names and must assume the latter.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

Dear Brother Rutherford, I don't know if anyone has shared this tip with you, but sometimes Coca Cola is useful in cleaning up blood.


I'll have to get back with you in regards to what works best for cleaning up a mix of Coca Cola and blood.

I thought Coca Cola was supposed to be boycotted and banned within the confines of Freehold. Am I mistaken?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

I thought Coca Cola was supposed to be boycotted and banned within the confines of Freehold. Am I mistaken?

Honey, when you want to get rid of copious amounts of blood, listen to a woman. Who better to get advice from than women who stand in showers watching the equivalence of a Spartan battle wash down between our toes into the nether regions of the sewers? We wake up to mornings cleaning up sheets that would make Quentin Tarantino dizzy with ideas. We make shark attacks look like child's play. Don't ask, just follow directions and no one will ever see what you saw.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Found blood in the hallway while cleaning the church.

Honey, when you want to get rid of copious amounts of blood, listen to a woman. Who better to get advice from than women who stand in showers watching the equivalence of a Spartan battle wash down between our toes into the nether regions of the sewers? We wake up to mornings cleaning up sheets that would make Quentin Tarantino dizzy with ideas. We make shark attacks look like child's play. Don't ask, just follow directions and no one will ever see what you saw.

(Sigh). While a True Christian does have the best knowledge of how to clean up areas, I have to concede that True President Trump© supersedes authority. He wanted me to boycott Coca Cola last year and I must stay true to that. Besides, spit shinin’ the golden hallway got it out real good.