[Uncle Rutherford]

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Good of you to offer this help Uncle Rutherford. I found the K-Car Club where owners talk to each other. Possibly we can find a carb for Faith there and you could take it to him.

The Chrysler K-Car Club - Home (chryslerkcar.com)

Given Faith Machine’s (cough) past (cough), I’m surprised he was even allowed to travel across the country on his own. I’m more than willing to pick him a car up there and drive it to him, but I cannot afford a Chrysler K Car on my budget sadly. Way out of my price range. Can you give me Faith Machine’s line of credit to use?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Yes Mr. Mayor, using my knowledge of the market need I saw an opportunity and purchased it. I've instructed my advisor to consider offers in the range of $8000.

When I first looked at the car, I thought it just needed rims and tires. Looking at it again, it appears someone removed the entire front wheel drive transmission assembly. This is not important to such a classic treasure, however, because the value keeps rising and will reward the owner repairing it by multiples.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I made an offer for this K Car but someone else bought it, big bucks.

Yes Mr. Mayor, using my knowledge of the market need I saw an opportunity and purchased it. I've instructed my advisor to consider offers in the range of $8000.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I made an offer for this K Car but someone else bought it, big bucks.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I’ve been wondering where you’ve been.

We've been wondering where you've been dear Uncle. I was frightened that the liberals had caught you along with Uncle Remus and Aunt Jemima (and the Land O Lakes squaw) in their ethnic cleansing bout. So glad to see you safe and black, don't ever scare us like that again. Dear, sweet black friend. Did you happen to see Sister Isabella while you were away?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I’ve been wondering where you’ve been. I’ve been on double duty at Pastor Ezekiel’s gold septic tank system ever since you left. I can ask Pastor Ezekiel if I can take time off to come pick you up.

Good of you to offer this help Uncle Rutherford. I found the K-Car Club where owners talk to each other. Possibly we can find a carb for Faith there and you could take it to him.

The Chrysler K-Car Club - Home (chryslerkcar.com)

[Uncle Rutherford]

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I’ve been wondering where you’ve been. I’ve been on double duty at Pastor Ezekiel’s gold septic tank system ever since you left. I can ask Pastor Ezekiel if I can take time off to come pick you up. This reminds me of the time you were stuck in a hospital and falsely accused of having Covid-19 a couple years back. I’ll see what I can do, but I can’t promise that you won’t have work to catch up on when you get back. I’m cleaning out Pastor Ezekiel’s pipes this morning so I’ll ask him when I’m with him for you. Sadly any money I COULD wire you has to go toward my tithes as well.

[Dennis Lukes]

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No oversized Trump and American flags?

Not for me, too much wind resistance. I'd also be worried about flag desecration in the parking lot by liberals every time I went somewhere. Those people are savages.

[WWJDnow]

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Chrysler K-car? I don't think so. I drive a Ford F-250 with bull bars, light rack, and conservative bumper stickers so everyone on the roads knows what a masculine badass I am.

No oversized Trump and American flags?

[Dennis Lukes]

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Chrysler K-car? I don't think so. I drive a Ford F-250 with bull bars, light rack, and conservative bumper stickers so everyone on the roads knows what a masculine badass I am.

[Didymus Much]

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... I can't get onboard with the preservation efforts now that I know they use Mikuni carburetors. I only support cars that feature good, old-fashioned American carburetors...

Nobody mention that they had Mitsubishi engines, ok?

[WWJDnow]

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I love the way the K-cars look. American cars today lack style because they're all designed around the liberal hoaxes of passenger safety and environmental protection. Seriously, when we re-elect Donald Trump as President again, he needs to get rid of these stupid safety and environmental regulations, rather than waiting for the conservative Supreme Court to do it for him.

Unfortunately, for all of the merits of K-cars as eye candy, I can't get onboard with the preservation efforts now that I know they use Mikuni carburetors. I only support cars that feature good, old-fashioned American carburetors.

BTW, where's your external gun rack, brother Faith Machine? If you make pilgrimage to the Landover Baptist Church and drive that car in Iowa without a gun rack, you're going to get stopped.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Besides helping our friend, Faith, we need to get behind preservation of the pride of Crysler, the K Car. It was innovative, sleek in appearance and an absolute terror on the road. Since it was manufactured only briefly people today must wait in line for one to come up for sale. Any young man driving one of these had ladies turning on the charm.

Here is a picture of one the same year as that of Brother Faith. Sorry, this one is not for sale:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Let's all unite and help Faith. I'd asking that anyone in Freehold with a 1987 Aries and a Mikuni carb to send it to Faith. It can be a loaner until he gets back to CA and can locate one to buy. We who are deep in the faith need to help one another.

I would like to announce the launch of a new fundraising committee "The New Mikuni Carb Fund to Help Poor Members". Nominations for Chair, Vice Chair and Deputy Chair are being accepted. The first order of business will be to appoint an executive board and develop a plan of action. Good causes will be selected from grant applications in 3 rounds and dispersed from the donation funds minus any expenses. I look forward to seeing Brother Faith's ideas for self-improvement and how he plans to achieve them and how important the committee has been in growing his commitment to Christ.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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FOLKS, we have a change of plans!
After much troubleshooting over the phone, our president has determined the problem is with my car's Mikuni carburetor, which needs to be replaced.
In fact, mine could well be the last 1987 Dodge Aries with this specific color and trim level in all of California.
Unfortunately, a Mikuni carburetor for a 1987 Aries is no easy thing to come by. I'm going to need about $800, preferably via Venmo or Cashapp.
Thank you!

Let's all unite and help Faith. I'd asking that anyone in Freehold with a 1987 Aries and a Mikuni carb to send it to Faith. It can be a loaner until he gets back to CA and can locate one to buy. We who are deep in the faith need to help one another.

This car, the K-Car, saved Crysler from closing its doors in the '80's.