190 Proof that God Exists

[Dennis Lukes]

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Wait just drnk lot this an youll see GOd.


Eclestasies 9:7
Eclectasties 9:7
Electiastes 9:7
Ecclestases 9:7
Ecclesiastes 9:7 there it goes praise JEEEEEEEEE

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: 190 Proof that God Exists

Brother, don't stop until you get to the bottom of the bottle. A spiritual breakthrough is waiting for you there with His divine message for humanity, at least I think so - I can never quite remember it and my notes taken during the ceremony are often illegible towards the end. Try, try again.

Foolish false religions encourage drug taking but not Landover Baptist. We are clean, wholesome folk not drug-ingesting demon worshippers. Pure spirit only, aged in oak sherry casks (optional).

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: 190 Proof that God Exists

How very Biblical of you, brother. Following Ephesians 5:18 to the letter.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: 190 Proof that God Exists

I don't remember posting this. I don't remember anything that happened the past few days. Me and the boys were just out in the woods digging a large hole and dang is it cold out there. Just all kinds of unwelcome surprises lately. But I'm quite sure I saw the face of God during that time, His raw power and control, His mastery over life and death.

Oh, and several housekeeper positions have just opened up at my motel, if anybody has any leads on applicants.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 190 Proof that God Exists

I don't remember posting this. I don't remember anything that happened the past few days. Me and the boys were just out in the woods digging a large hole and dang is it cold out there. Just all kinds of unwelcome surprises lately. But I'm quite sure I saw the face of God during that time, His raw power and control, His mastery over life and death.

Oh, and several housekeeper positions have just opened up at my motel, if anybody has any leads on applicants.

Hi God is explicit on wines, reds being anathema but greens, purples, blues and so on not getting much coverage; as you know nothing I serve to guests is red.

Does your facility have room service? Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! there's a wasp got in - post later

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: 190 Proof that God Exists

Hi

Does your facility have room service? Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! there's a wasp got in - post later

We do indeed. The Blood of Christ Motel offers a selection of champagne, whiskey, absinthe, Bud, and other fine beverages to our Christian guests. For children and non-Christians, we have RC Cola and crick water. Also there's a can of Diet Mtn Dew that's been sitting in my basement mini-fridge since 2003 if anyone wants it.

[WWJDnow]

Re: 190 Proof that God Exists

Brother Dennis,

You might want to check your internet cables. Your message seems to have been garbled.

YIC,

WWJDnow

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 190 Proof that God Exists

Thank you for replying; as I'm confident you won't be offering red absinthe (such as chilli infused) I'd be happy to recommend your services to friends requiring a motel such as during travel. What are the shortest bookings you take, a day or less or a week or weekend? There may be sudden emergency requirements (weather, engine froze, that sort of thing) where passengers need to warm up(or wait) for an hour or two. I'd be glad to offer hot soup in such circumstances.

[Zaphiel the one trick pony]

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