...one in every hotel room

[Christmoose]

I love the fact they keep a bible in every hotel room in the country!

Hotels seem to be the only thing still making an effort to keep the Lord's name alive!

Although could i reccomend that along with the bible they also keep some garlic and a crusafix as i believe hotel rooms to be the chosen hide outs for vampires

Jesus has some Hot Cross Buns baby

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: ...one in every hotel room

The Gideons are the ones placing Bibles in hotels. As far as I am concerned, they are working for the devil.

I always replace the hotel Bible with a KJV 1611 everytime I stay. I also do the same in the rooms the cleaning ladies are working in. They never seem to notice.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: ...one in every hotel room

Some hotels now offer a wide selection of religious reading material

http://www.theborgata.com/userfiles/buzz/buzzfiles/31AB16AC-B53D-3066-BA10AEED0DA839F8.pdf

[Jean Poole]

Re: ...one in every hotel room

Satanic NIV's though.

Why are you a moose? Are you from Canadastan?

[Frank Jones]

Re: ...one in every hotel room

We should get the friendly Landover community together and find as many hotels as we and replace the bibles with the Lord's Chosen Book™. Maybe then we can find and stone those godless gideons after we remove that propaganda they distribute from the world.

I would happily volunteer my wife to help with the cooking.

[Nobar King]

Re: ...one in every hotel room

...a crusafix ...

How old are you, boy, 14?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: ...one in every hotel room

I love the fact they keep a bible in every hotel room in the country!

Unfortunately, the Gideons' Bible is the "NEW" King James version. It is a much less blatant corruption of God's Word than the NIV, but take a look at this.

Pastor Billy-Reuben