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  • Hushed_Agony
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 105
    #1

    Roadtrip

    Good day Brothers and Sisters in Christ,
    I am setting out on a short roadtrip to my new home. I will be leaving Indiana in the morning and travelling to Louisana. I will not be around God's favorite forums for about a week or two while I get set up with my new home, internet, blah blah...etc....Until then if I get I chance I will browse the forum but may not be able to reply. Take care everyone and I will post once I get settled.

    YIC
    Hushed
    And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

    Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
    Pslams 51:7
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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708
      #2
      Re: Roadtrip

      Have a safe journey Brother!
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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: Roadtrip

          Hushed, Babe, you be Good and be sure to get this bumper sticker to warn Sinners out of your way:

          "Jesus Loves Me
          This I know,
          This is why I don't drive slow"

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            • Hushed_Agony
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 105
              #4
              Re: Roadtrip

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              Hushed, Babe, you be Good and be sure to get this bumper sticker to warn Sinners out of your way:

              "Jesus Loves Me
              This I know,
              This is why I don't drive slow"
              Thank you BTB, and SUV, I shall mash that Godly gas sucking, road to a better place, GWB approved SUV's(not Sister Sue of course) pedal down and won't look back. My "God is not my co-pilot, He's my gunner" bumpersticker is all shined up and ready to go.

              YIC
              Hushed
              And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

              Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
              Pslams 51:7

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                • Hushed_Agony
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 105
                  #5
                  Re: Roadtrip

                  I have done made it to the state of Louisiana and celebrated the day of the New Year.....had a good time, watched a bunch of sinning fools prance around naked and hollerin'....crazy, but I know our Lord's word needs to be spread in this land. I will update as I get settled.

                  YIC
                  Hushed
                  And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                  Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                  Pslams 51:7

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Roadtrip

                      Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
                      I have done made it to the state of Louisiana and celebrated the day of the New Year.....had a good time, watched a bunch of sinning fools prance around naked and hollerin'....crazy, but I know our Lord's word needs to be spread in this land. I will update as I get settled.

                      YIC
                      Hushed
                      Praise Jesus Brother Agony! I knew you'd make it with God riding shotgun for you. Be careful of that New Orleans, as it it said to be infested with homers ready to shove their tallywackers into any exit ramp they can find. Keep yourself well-armed!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Hushed_Agony
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 105
                          #7
                          Re: Roadtrip

                          Evening/Morning Brothers and Sisters in Christ.
                          I now have internet access, but am doing a little bit of travelling for training. I am in Houston, TX but should be back in Louisiana in a week. I just wanted to drop a quick post and let everyone know Hushed is still around. I check the posts when I get time and will continue to do so. I shall talk to you all soon and remember, Keep Christ in your hearts and satan on the soles of your feet.

                          YIC
                          Hushed
                          And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                          Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                          Pslams 51:7

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414
                              #8
                              Re: Roadtrip

                              Bless you! Oh, I marvel at how many opportunities you must have to witness on your trip! God is surely watching over you.
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Roadtrip

                                  Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
                                  Evening/Morning Brothers and Sisters in Christ.
                                  I now have internet access, but am doing a little bit of travelling for training. I am in Houston, TX but should be back in Louisiana in a week. I just wanted to drop a quick post and let everyone know Hushed is still around. I check the posts when I get time and will continue to do so. I shall talk to you all soon and remember, Keep Christ in your hearts and satan on the soles of your feet.
                                  YIC
                                  Hushed
                                  Funny you should mention that. I recently had one of the nigra servants embroider the face of that bulldyke Hellary cliton on the soles of my socks. Great minds think alike.

                                  Godspeed on your travels, Brother Hushed.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • SUV
                                      True Christian™ Princess
                                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                                      Have at it, anytime!
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 11027
                                      #10
                                      Re: Roadtrip

                                      Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
                                      Keep Christ in your hearts and satan on the soles of your feet.
                                      Agony, Babe, do you mean that I should continue to wear these oversized, elephant bedroom slippers that Pastor keeps telling me are ready to 'go to Glory'?:

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Roadtrip

                                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                          Agony, Babe, do you mean that I should continue to wear these oversized, elephant bedroom slippers that Pastor keeps telling me are ready to 'go to Glory'?:

                                          Uh, shouldn't those be DONKEY slippers?
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • SUV
                                              True Christian™ Princess
                                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                                              Have at it, anytime!
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 11027
                                              #12
                                              Re: Roadtrip

                                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                              Uh, shouldn't those be DONKEY slippers?
                                              Brother Ezekiel! You've gone....demonrat?

                                              Well, okay then, I'll get the other pair back out. Anything to try to please you Men:

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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 78556
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Roadtrip

                                                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                                  Brother Ezekiel! You've gone....demonrat?

                                                  Well, okay then, I'll get the other pair back out. Anything to try to please you Men:
                                                  In order to "keep satan on the soles of your feet" as brother Hushed mentioned, I think wearing the symbol of satan and his servant Hellary Cliton would be more appropriate. The Godly GOP should be treated with more respect. Perhaps elephant potholders.
                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                    • Brother Temperance
                                                      Senior Usher
                                                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                      A very nice young man
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 15621
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Roadtrip

                                                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                                      Brother Ezekiel! You've gone....demonrat?

                                                      Well, okay then, I'll get the other pair back out. Anything to try to please you Men:
                                                      Which one's Hitlery and which's Osama?
                                                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 12414
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Roadtrip

                                                          More importantly, are they both left feet?
                                                          Posted via Prayer

                                                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                                                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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