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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #1

    Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

    As everyone knows, it's the DEMONcrats who are the political party of dirty tricks, skullduggery and blood-signed contracts with Satan. But this is too low, even for them. Except it's not... Fox is reporting that Barack Obama personally approved the design, testing and sale of the Sarah Palin blowup sex doll. I want to vomit (even though -- technically -- as a True Christian™, I'm not completely certain what homerific acts Obama wants you to commit upon Sarah's image, but I'm pretty sure they're not described in Song of Solomon).


    Here's the dirt (shockingly un-Christian language and all):

    http://bart-calendar.livejournal.com...palin+sex+doll, and http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-sa...l-now-on-sale/
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
  • Brother Lindh
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 130

    #2
    Re: Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

    Praise the Lord! Will these dolls withstand a
    puncture bite?

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

      Violating Sarah Palin like that should be grounds for deportation to GTMO.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Brother Lindh
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2007
        • 130

        #4
        Re: Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Violating Sarah Palin like that should be grounds for deportation to GTMO.
        Praise the Lord for your wisdom, Brother King.
        Next thing you know, they'll have an inflatable Bristol, all pumped up and bulging with Alaskan natural gas. I certainly wouldn't want to bite into that.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

          Most horrible Brother LL! I puked through my nose a little.

          It's about the lowest thing I've seen since those liebrals tried to mock our beloved Ann Coulter.

          (Ladies please look away)


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          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • lilith
            Night Hag
            • Sep 2006
            • 1232

            #6
            Re: Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
            As everyone knows, it's the DEMONcrats who are the political party of dirty tricks, skullduggery and blood-signed contracts with Satan. But this is too low, even for them. Except it's not... Fox is reporting that Barack Obama personally approved the design, testing and sale of the Sarah Palin blowup sex doll. I want to vomit (even though -- technically -- as a True Christian™, I'm not completely certain what homerific acts Obama wants you to commit upon Sarah's image, but I'm pretty sure they're not described in Song of Solomon).


            Here's the dirt (shockingly un-Christian language and all):

            http://bart-calendar.livejournal.com...palin+sex+doll, and http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-sa...l-now-on-sale/

            Um....someone tested it?!!

            Did they survive?
            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #7
              Re: Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

              The last time I was confused by something like this (what MILF meant) I did some research on the internets and was very disturbed by what I discovered.

              Is a "Love Doll" what I am assuming it is? Just tell me yes or no, I don't think I could handle a description. Do people "lay" with these "dolls"?
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              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

                Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
                Praise the Lord for your wisdom, Brother King.
                Next thing you know, they'll have an inflatable Bristol, all pumped up and bulging with Alaskan natural gas. I certainly wouldn't want to bite into that.
                I'm surprised the liberals don't have an inflatable Trig love doll yet.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Larry Lee
                  Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4464

                  #9
                  Re: Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

                  Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                  The last time I was confused by something like this (what MILF meant) I did some research on the internets and was very disturbed by what I discovered.

                  Is a "Love Doll" what I am assuming it is? Just tell me yes or no, I don't think I could handle a description. Do people "lay" with these "dolls"?
                  My understanding is that it's even worse than we imagine, what with the typical LIEbrul purchasing several of the dolls for simultaneous perversion
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                  I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                  • Juliette
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 705

                    #10
                    Re: Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

                    Whatever.

                    I think the losers who invented this lack the kind of manliness needed to deal with True Christian women such as the Godly Sarah Palin.


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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309

                      #11
                      Re: Obama behind the Sarah Palin love doll!

                      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                      My understanding is that it's even worse than we imagine, what with the typical LIEbrul purchasing several of the dolls for simultaneous perversion
                      The very thought makes my skin crawl! Are the sickular perverts really that disgusting? My mind reels at the utter depravity out there in the rest of the world. Thank the Lord I've got my job in Freehold and I'll soon settle in away from all this filth and debauchery!
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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