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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
    God's Pincushion
    • Apr 2008
    • 651
    #1

    What Happend? Rapture? ATF Raid? Cow abduction?

    Havent seen Deaner or VictoryOS lately. They ok?
    Wrestling with Demons.
    Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027
      #2
      Re: What Happend? Rapture? ATF Raid? Cow abduction?

      Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
      Havent seen Deaner or VictoryOS lately. They ok?
      I haven't seen much of them around either.....

      Surely, Jesus wouldn't have held The Rapture(c) without telling me?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552
          #3
          Re: What Happend? Rapture? ATF Raid? Cow abduction?

          Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
          Havent seen Deaner or VictoryOS lately. They ok?
          We are all kept very busy doing the Lord's work Mr. Guapo. Deaner often spends long hours spreading Christ's love around the seedy strip bars of downtown DesMoines. Sister Victory OS sometimes acts as his getaway driver.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Ebenezer Wright
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 1021
              #4
              Re: What Happend? Rapture? ATF Raid? Cow abduction?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              We are all kept very busy doing the Lord's work Mr. Guapo. Deaner often spends long hours spreading Christ's love around the seedy strip bars of downtown DesMoines. Sister Victory OS sometimes acts as his getaway driver.
              Those two are quite the pair of Christians! A Godly team to say the least.
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567
                  #5
                  Re: What Happend? Rapture? ATF Raid? Cow abduction?

                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  I haven't seen much of them around either.....

                  Surely, Jesus wouldn't have held The Rapture© without telling me?
                  Don't worry, Sister! I'm sure it's nothing. They were probably just abducted by aliens or something.
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                    • Don Bozo el Guapo
                      God's Pincushion
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 651
                      #6
                      Re: What Happend? Rapture? ATF Raid? Cow abduction?

                      Originally posted by Passtor Ezekiel View Post
                      We are all kept very busy doing the Lord's work Mr. Guapo. Deaner often spends long hours spreading Christ's love around the seedy strip bars of downtown DesMoines. Sister Victory OS sometimes acts as his getaway driver.
                      I sure hope they show up down here.Lord we could have us a time.I know some great places to spend christs love(money).
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