[Pastor Ezekiel]

All Shall Tithe!

Don't try and rob Jesus!!

Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.
Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.


And don't try that old stale trick of crying poverty. The poor are commanded to give EVERYTHING!!

Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Do it NOW! You'll feel so much better!! Jesus needs your money!! GLORY!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

It is interesting that after all the hue and cry about the missing PayPal button, no one has used it.

Sadly, it shall be necessary to clutter the forum with all sorts of advertising in order to make ends meet. The church does not consider ministering to anonymous usernames a valid use of church funds.

[Andreas]

It is interesting that after all the hue and cry about the missing PayPal button, no one has used it.

Sadly, it shall be necessary to clutter the forum with all sorts of advertising in order to make ends meet. The church does not consider ministering to anonymous usernames a valid use of church funds.

I'm not saying this because I don't want to pay my debt to Jesus but because His godly button doesn't work.

When I click it it doesn't react at all.

Those filthy demons are trying to prevent us from donating to God's favorite church

Damn pope........

Yours in Christ

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Where is the godly paypal button?

The new forum has arrived and I feel I should show my love to Jesus by donating him his money.

But I can't seem to find the lord's favourite button - paypal.

I hope it's not Satan who took it away...

I hope pastors will soon find a new way to gather money for Jesus's return

Praise, brothers and sisters. Christ is alive!

SATAN mucked about with one button, but The Apostle Prune fixed the other one. JESUS' heart breaks when you steal his money.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

It is interesting that after all the hue and cry about the missing PayPal button, no one has used it.

Sadly, it shall be necessary to clutter the forum with all sorts of advertising in order to make ends meet. The church does not consider ministering to anonymous usernames a valid use of church funds.

Yes, those irritatingly badly placed ads have probably helped my contribute a decent amount to this church through ill-placed clicking.

[SUV]

Re: Where is the Godly Paypal button?

It is interesting that after all the hue and cry about the missing PayPal button, no one has used it.

Pastor, I have pressed it at least a brazilian times!!!!

Or is the computer mouse supposed to be somehow involved in this operation?

SUV

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Where is the Godly Paypal button?

Pastor, I have pressed it at least a brazilian times!!!!

Or is the computer mouse supposed to be somehow involved in this operation?

SUV

Women are wonderful!
I pressed it too. Prayers come true!
A screen came up:

"Enter amount owed to you by Landover Baptist Church"

???

So I entered in the form:

Please remit
sufficient Jesus
all in change
to make my pockets
jingle strange

The next screen:

"It pays to worship at Landover"



I'll say it does! People, press that PalPay button!

[xfrodobagginsx]

Re: Where is the Godly Paypal button?

Ac 8:20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Where is the Godly Paypal button?

Ac 8:20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money.

Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
3:9 Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.

And before you start up with your unBiblical nonsense about how only the NT matters and the OT is only so much Divinely Inspired toilet paper, yes, there are positive references to tithing in the New Testament as well.

[xfrodobagginsx]

Re: Where is the Godly Paypal button?

Ac 8:20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Where is the Godly Paypal button?

Ac 8:20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money.

I do not think that the gift of God can be purchased with money. The question remains: do you think that it is possible to get into Heaven without doing the Will of God? If not, where do you get your information about the Will of God from, if not His laws and commandments?

[christain-goth]

Re: Where is the Godly Paypal button?

Any church that makes you pay money in order to be a part of it is a cult.

[Nobar King]

Re: Where is the Godly Paypal button?

Any church that makes you pay money in order to be a part of it is a cult.

When did you think that gem up? All churches need money, and where do you think it comes from??

Maybe you should go study cults for a while and try to figure out what you're talking about.