Hello Kitty

[TyChristian]

Hey guys. I'm knew here and my username is my real fucking name if one of you hicks want to track me down and shoot me with your fucking hunting rifle. Obviously, you're all close minded hicks. Also - my last name is Christian! Look at that! I'm Jesus and even I know I'm fake! I'm here to tell you about the 1 true religion. Mr Kitty. He's a small kitten in Virginia that has died on the cross for your sins while Jesus took the credit! What an asshole! Now,

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^ Look at that. I don't know - I'm atheist as of know, I was once a dumbass but once I was 11 I realised how much bullshit Christianinty is, but last time I checked Catholics were the same thing except they got boners for the pope. Now, do something - Jesus never talks directly to anyone. Yes or no, sometimes maybe, right? Go ask a can of coke for a brain, either it says no, you stay Christian, yes, you convert to something realistic, or maybe and you think about converting but aren't sure. There's a Jesus for you.

And unless one of you fags are a God, how do you know if those religions are false? Listen, no, I can't prove there's no God, but you can't prove there is one.

[MISTERKITTYISSAVIOR]

Re: Mr Kitty

THE TRUTH!

ITS BEEN SAID!

[TyChristian]

Re: Mr Kitty

Also, I'm not going to ask why there is imperfection in the world cause I already know your comeback, but why does the nearest to perfection die? Why won't this "God" let "saints" live?

"DURRRRRR....HE IN...VITE THEM TO....LIVE WITH...HIM AND ANGLES IN ...
HEAVEN! YEAH! DURRR"

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Mr Kitty

So... you guys just got done watching your first GG Allin concert on youtube. How was that?

[TyChristian]

Re: Mr Kitty

So... you guys just got done watching your first GG Allin concert on youtube. How was that?

"Never defeated in a debate."
"Boycott logic"

Obviously you've never been defeated because you won't accept any logic because it proves your shit beliefs wrong. Am I right?

Yes. I believe I am. Now, please, think about something that proves my first post wrong

Jesus never talks directly to anyone. Yes or no, sometimes maybe, right? Go ask a can of coke for a brain, either it says no, you stay Christian, yes, you convert to something realistic, or maybe and you think about converting but aren't sure.

Now I'll be banned for being intelligent.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Mr Kitty

Jesus never talks directly to anyone.

Of course He does. You're just too engrossed in sodomy to listen.

[TyChristian]

Re: Mr Kitty

Of course He does. You're just too engrossed in sodomy to listen.

I don't know if you were intelligent enough to read my full post thoroughly.

I said I was Christian for 11 years of my life and I was a strong Christian, too. I went to church every Wednesday and Sunday of my life, read the bible every morning, noon and night and prayed every day since I was two years old.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Mr Kitty

I don't know if you were intelligent enough to read my full post thoroughly.

I said I was Christian for 11 years of my life and I was a strong Christian, too. I went to church every Wednesday and Sunday of my life, read the bible every morning, noon and night and prayed every day since I was two years old.

I read your post, and it's obvious you weren't a True Christian. You perhaps thought you were a strong Christian, maybe you even wanted to be, but you weren't. If you were, you would have known Jesus and how real He is and how His presence fills you up when you really, truly let Him into your heart.

[marchpanewinter.]

Re: Mr Kitty

If you were, you would have known Jesus and how real He is and how His presence fills you up when you really, truly let Him into your heart.

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I tried doing that once. Then I realized both Jesus and my arteries couldn't fit into the same place.

I was very, very disappointed in him.

[TyChristian]

Re: Mr Kitty

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Have you read any of your posts or anyones posts on this piffleing forum that think they're Christian? I saw one post about a woman that had its dogs skull bashed in because it sniffed other animals butts and THATS CHRISTIAN?


Now no insult. Can't remove my superior logic anymore.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Mr Kitty

If you were, you would have known Jesus and how real He is and how His presence fills you up when you really, truly let Him into your heart.

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I tried doing that once. Then I realized both Jesus and my arteries couldn't fit into the same place.

I was very, very disappointed in him.

1) God will NOT be mocked.
2) Learn to use the Quote button.

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Have you read any of your posts or anyones posts on this piffleing forum that think they're Christian? I saw one post about a woman that had its dogs skull bashed in because it sniffed other animals butts and THATS CHRISTIAN?


Now no insult. Can't remove my superior logic anymore.

Pat yourself on the back a little more, then point out where in scripture is says that animals who attempt nasal sodomy shouldn't be put down.

[TyChristian]

Re: Mr Kitty

1) God will NOT be mocked.
2) Learn to use the Quote button.


Pat yourself on the back a little more, then point out where in scripture is says that animals who attempt nasal sodomy shouldn't be put down.

Tell me where it says they SHOULD be. Any Christian logic can easily be reversed. And where does it say they should be put down in a cruel manner.

And, all animals do it. So, apparently, you're wonderful "god" made them do that.

[marchpanewinter.]

Re: Hello Kitty

1) God will NOT be mocked.
2) Learn to use the Quote button.

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Oh, I've no idea where you got that from, Sister. I'm quite sure Jesus was proud to have been mentioned in my last quote-less (and yet still completely understandable) post. I bet he learns from his mistakes just like the rest of us, and has since learned how to shrink as well was walk on water.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Mr Kitty

Tell me where it says they SHOULD be. Any Christian logic can easily be reversed. And where does it say they should be put down in a cruel manner.

And, all animals do it. So, apparently, you're wonderful "god" made them do that.

Who said it's cruel? The first blow obviously stunned the mutt.

I don't understand your last sentence. "You are wonderful 'god' made them do that"?

[TyChristian]

Re: Mr Kitty

Who said it's cruel? The first blow obviously stunned the mutt.

I don't understand your last sentence. "You are wonderful 'god' made them do that"?

Your wonderful god made them do exactly what you put them down for - sniffing a butt.