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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
    God's Pincushion
    • Apr 2008
    • 651

    #1

    Gracias a Dios I'm Back

    Muchos Garcias to M&M and JennyD. That was a closer shave than Jeane Pooles mustache. Thanks for forgiving my sins so quickly and accepting me back into the fold. I hope I dident upset Julie(whats the rest of her name?) I'll try to behave better this time.
    Wrestling with Demons.
    Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
    LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Muchos Garcias to M&M and JennyD. That was a closer shave than Jeane Pooles mustache. Thanks for forgiving my sins so quickly and accepting me back into the fold. I hope I dident upset Julie(whats the rest of her name?) I'll try to behave better this time.
    You're not off to a good start, insulting Sister Jean's facial hair issues like that. If I catch you insulting a single True Christian(tm), it's right back to quarantine!
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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

      Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
      Muchos Garcias to M&M and JennyD. That was a closer shave than Jeane Pooles mustache. Thanks for forgiving my sins so quickly and accepting me back into the fold. I hope I dident upset Julie(whats the rest of her name?) I'll try to behave better this time.
      Yeah, you'd better not insult me you greaser-loving piece of dog dirt!
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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

        BoZO! BoZO! BoZO! Don Bozo el Guapo!!!

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        • Old Man Hatchet
          Super Moderator
          Beloved Church Elder
          World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2084

          #5
          Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

          Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
          Muchos Garcias to M&M and JennyD. That was a closer shave than Jeane Pooles mustache. Thanks for forgiving my sins so quickly and accepting me back into the fold. I hope I dident upset Julie(whats the rest of her name?) I'll try to behave better this time.
          I'm not going to mince words. I don't like you. Sister Jean is indeed mustachioed, so I can't fault you for that; however, I'm warning you: I will be watching you closely and intend to ban you if you misstep even slightly, so henceforth choose your words wisely.

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          • Christian Soldier
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Oct 2008
            • 26

            #6
            Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

            Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
            Muchos Garcias to M&M and JennyD. That was a closer shave than Jeane Pooles mustache. Thanks for forgiving my sins so quickly and accepting me back into the fold. I hope I dident upset Julie(whats the rest of her name?) I'll try to behave better this time.
            I've seen your posts and behaving better wouldn't be hard. After all, you can't behave much worse.

            Are you some kind of beaner?

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

              Originally posted by Christian Soldier View Post
              I've seen your posts and behaving better wouldn't be hard. After all, you can't behave much worse.

              Are you some kind of beaner?
              If you had actually read any of his posts you would see that Bozo has actually tithed before. Jesus gives him a chance. Have you?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Don Bozo el Guapo
                God's Pincushion
                • Apr 2008
                • 651

                #8
                Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                Yeah, you'd better not insult me you greaser-loving piece of dog dirt!
                Did you get a bowl of soup with that hat?

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                BoZO! BoZO! BoZO! Don Bozo el Guapo!!!
                Yes SU< mi bonita nina, I said alot of stuff to get released but remember most of it was only to get back to you.
                Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                I'm not going to mince words. I don't like you. Sister Jean is indeed mustachioed, so I can't fault you for that; however, I'm warning you: I will be watching you closely and intend to ban you if you misstep even slightly, so henceforth choose your words wisely.
                Dont mean to upset you for any reason,we could be freinds,what that you got in that pipe?

                Originally posted by Christian Soldier View Post
                I've seen your posts and behaving better wouldn't be hard. After all, you can't behave much worse.

                Are you some kind of beaner?
                Chulpa un verga grande pinche gringo. I was born Punxy Pa.

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                If you had actually read any of his posts you would see that Bozo has actually tithed before. Jesus gives him a chance. Have you?
                Thanks Fubar. But the Skins lost by 2 sun. so I not touchin the godly paypal button till they win again.
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                • Christian Soldier
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 26

                  #9
                  Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

                  Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                  Chulpa un verga grande pinche gringo. I was born Punxy Pa.
                  I only understand the last five words. We speak Godly American here, boy!

                  Wait, maybe we can train him to spread the True Christian™ message to all those Mexi-can't people down there. That's probably the reason they're all coming up north; they just want to get away from all the cat-licks in Mexico to live with True Christians™ up here!

                  What do you say, Bozo? Can you be the Mexi-can't minister for Landover Baptist Church?

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                  • Don Bozo el Guapo
                    God's Pincushion
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 651

                    #10
                    Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

                    Originally posted by Christian Soldier View Post
                    I only understand the last five words. We speak Godly American here, boy!

                    Wait, maybe we can train him to spread the True Christian™ message to all those Mexi-can't people down there. That's probably the reason they're all coming up north; they just want to get away from all the cat-licks in Mexico to live with True Christians™ up here!

                    What do you say, Bozo? Can you be the Mexi-can't minister for Landover Baptist Church?
                    Lets get straight from the start here azzwipe-o. I'm a "Member" and a rather large one at that,while you are unsaved trash! Which as I understand it, I can blister your culo at will.(Mios dios how power corrupts). If it's ok with M&M that is?
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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
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                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #11
                      Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

                      Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                      Lets get straight from the start here azzwipe-o.
                      I saw that young man.

                      I doubt you could ever get straight.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
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                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        I saw that young man.

                        I doubt you could ever get straight.
                        I do hope your comment won't inspire him to describe his deep, dark, depraved thoughts of the delightful and pure Sister SUV, which no doubt get him "straight"!!
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                        • Christian Soldier
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 26

                          #13
                          Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

                          Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                          Lets get straight from the start here azzwipe-o. I'm a "Member" and a rather large one at that,while you are unsaved trash! Which as I understand it, I can blister your culo at will.(Mios dios how power corrupts). If it's ok with M&M that is?
                          These comments are NOT the way to prevent yourself from burning in hell, boy.

                          I haven't been here long enough to become a member yet, but given time, I'm Jesus can accept me as a True Christian™.

                          Keep this up and it's only a matter of time before you get thrown back into quarantine, bub. Do you really want that?

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #14
                            Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

                            Originally posted by Christian Soldier View Post
                            Keep this up and it's only a matter of time before you get thrown back into quarantine, bub. Do you really want that?
                            Friend, I appreciate how on fire for the Lord you are and I think you're doing an excellent job here, and while it's true that Bozo will no doubt end up back in quarantine as I believe it's unlikely he'll be able to control his uppity sass, but be careful when you walk the line between a warning of the consequences of one's actions and a threat of those consequences. A moderator with a less compassionate demeanor than myself might take it the wrong way and send an infraction your way.
                            Now as for Bozo, for some reason Sister SUV has taken a shine to him, so we're praying that her kindness to him will help lead him to Jesus. Still rebuke him when he deserves it, but be comfortable in the fact that we are keeping our eyes on him at all times.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2026
                              • 15118

                              #15
                              Re: Gracias a Dios I'm Back

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              Friend, I appreciate how on fire for the Lord you are and I think you're doing an excellent job here, and while it's true that Bozo will no doubt end up back in quarantine as I believe it's unlikely he'll be able to control his uppity sass, but be careful when you walk the line between a warning of the consequences of one's actions and a threat of those consequences. A moderator with a less compassionate demeanor than myself might take it the wrong way and send an infraction your way.
                              Now as for Bozo, for some reason Sister SUV has taken a shine to him, so we're praying that her kindness to him will help lead him to Jesus. Still rebuke him when he deserves it, but be comfortable in the fact that we are keeping our eyes on him at all times.
                              To be honest dear Sister I feel he deserved one.
                              Only a small one.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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