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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Pastor Robertson and Jesus Predict Massive Death

    Thank you JESUS! Brother Robertson has brought us his yearly "predictions with Jesus" sermon, and this year its a doozy. Jesus has something big up His Holy Sleeves, and Praise His sweet blood, Pastor Robertson is ready to let us all in on it HERE.

    Pat Robertson Predicts Mass Killing

    Virginia Beach, Va. (AP) — In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in “mass killing” late in 2007.

    “I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network. “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”

    Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat to Hawaii that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

    Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward “national suicide.”

    Robertson stated in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.

    The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election. Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.

    In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

    Lawmakers confirmed Bush’s 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president’s Social Security initiative was stalled.

    “I have a relatively good track record,” he said. “Sometimes I misunderstand Jesus. The guy mumbles alot.”

    In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America’s coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring’s heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.
    Glory be to God! I'll be praying that He smites all the homers in Sin Fransisco and all the yids in Joo York.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #2
    Re: Pastor Robertson and Jesus Predict Massive Death

    What a great man;

    Robertson too.


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    • demoncrat
      Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
      • Nov 2006
      • 79

      #3
      Re: Pastor Robertson and Jesus Predict Massive Death

      I see Robertson isn't taking his medication.

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      • Arethusa
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 284

        #4
        Re: Pastor Robertson and Jesus Predict Massive Death

        I only have this to say to the Holy Robertson: Crack is whack, sir, crack is whack!
        Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
        I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
        Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
        Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
        Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.
        - Ovid

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        • lilith
          Night Hag
          • Sep 2006
          • 1232

          #5
          Re: Pastor Robertson and Jesus Predict Massive Death

          JC mumbles??


          THAT explains a lot.
          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729

            #6
            Re: Pastor Robertson and Jesus Predict Massive Death

            Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
            I see Robertson isn't taking his medication.
            You may wish to exercise caution when insulting the Godly Pastor Robertson! Do recall that he not only speaks one-on-one with God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost, but also with G. W. Bush, our twice-appointed (by God!) President. And the Pastor can leg-press 5,000 pounds; I bet he could crush your skull between his powerful, muscled thighs.

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            • demoncrat
              Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
              • Nov 2006
              • 79

              #7
              Re: Pastor Robertson and Jesus Predict Massive Death

              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
              You may wish to exercise caution when insulting the Godly Pastor Robertson! Do recall that he not only speaks one-on-one with God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost, but also with G. W. Bush, our twice-appointed (by God!) President. And the Pastor can leg-press 5,000 pounds; I bet he could crush your skull between his powerful, muscled thighs.
              Either that or he was full of crap and trying to get attention because he's an old, delusional nut.

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              • Petal
                LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 991

                #8
                Re: Pastor Robertson and Jesus Predict Massive Death

                Originally posted by Mr.demoncrat View Post
                Either that or he was full of crap
                that were plain mean, Mr.Demoncrat! it not nice to make fun of them folks who gots a demon of consterpation



                i be layin my hands on my monitors rite now, i be prayin that lord God give Mr.Robertson some spirtual proone juice, in the name of the father an the son an the holy ghosts, amens

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Pastor Robertson and Jesus Predict Massive Death

                  Originally posted by Petal View Post
                  that were plain mean, Mr.Demoncrat! it not nice to make fun of them folks who gots a demon of consterpation



                  i be layin my hands on my monitors rite now, i be prayin that lord God give Mr.Robertson some spirtual proone juice, in the name of the father an the son an the holy ghosts, amens
                  Praise Jesus Sister Petal! Maybe Pastor Robertson needs a Holy Ghost enema! Pastor Benny Hinn's wife thinks so! GLORY!!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • H. Montague Worthington
                    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2716

                    #10
                    Re: Pastor Robertson and Jesus Predict Massive Death

                    Nothing would be sweeter than being swept up with Godly Pastor Robertson to live with the Lord just as the world is igniting in nuclear hellfire, and hearing the blood-curdling screams of billions of unsaved sinners as their disgusting flesh is burned off their bodies in a glorious festival of brutal killing!!

                    I will take great comfort in knowing that the coming unimaginable bloodbath will take down the disgusting brown-skinned heathens, the unbelievers, DEMONcrats, and activist judges in a delicious, violent kill-fest of unbearable pain and anguish-- while America's True Christians™ take their rightful places at the feet of the Lord in God's Kingdom of Glory©!!

                    PRAISE!!

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