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In a 1 to 1 combat situation, who would win the fight?
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Re: Jesus Vs Chuck Norris, who would win?
Jesus always wins, trollboy.Originally posted by Probydoby View Post
What do you want here? We are here to uplift Jesus Christ.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus Vs Chuck Norris, who would win?
This is a joke, right? If so, it's not a funny one.
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Re: Jesus Vs Chuck Norris, who would win?
Well not really, it surprises me that no one has yet come with a valid argument why Jesus would win the fight, it is a tough call though.
I mean Chuck is great at karate, but Jesus.. well He has god on his side.Comment
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Re: Jesus Vs Chuck Norris, who would win?
(1) Whenever we talk about God around here, we always capitalize the "G". It's just common courtesy to the one who doesn't kill you every day!Originally posted by Probydoby View Post
(2) You say "He has God on His side like it's no big deal. God could make you drop dead right now and not have a second thought about it. The same applies for that Norris fellow too. He's nowhere near close to God. I know for a fact that Pastor Ezekiel could take Chuck in a fight.Comment
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Re: Jesus Vs Chuck Norris, who would win?
While Chuck Norris does have a Godly roundhouse kick, I believe the power of Christ could compel Chuck not to use it. However, Norris did support Huckabee, the good American Baptist Republican, so God may treat him fairly in his fight.Revelations 6:16
"And said to the mountains and rocks,
Fall on us, and hide us from the face
of him that sitteth on the throne,
and from the wrath of the Lamb"Comment
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Re: Jesus Vs Chuck Norris, who would win?
There's no question here. Jesus would win.Originally posted by PrayerIsFun View PostComment
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