[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

EARTH TO RETARD!!! EARTH TO RETARD!!!

I cannot even edit my own post after 10 minutes or so, much less yours.

So I've heard. I apologize for accusing you, specifically, of editing my posts. However, someone has been making quite a few changes to them. Just like my avatar has been changed.
Also, it doesn't change the fact that you are probably some pathetic little twelve year old who comes on here to screw with people while he isn't jacking off to his mothers Victorias Secret catalog.

I'm not trying to prove a point. There is nothing to prove. You ARE a faggot and you DO let your wife pack your shit!!!

YU DISGUST ME, FAGGT!!!

You have no idea how stupid that comment makes you sound.
First off, I am not gay. Second off, OIC has absolutly no desire to "pack my shit."
Third off, when I have sex with her, how is that gay? See, by definition, if I, a man, enjoy sex with a woman, I am not gay. Is that hard to comprehend?
Lastly..... I don't know if I want to reveal this little tidbit of info yet; it will blow your minds.... OK, I have a small penis so I use the dildo, not my wife.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

See, now, little boy, here's the thing; when you can change messages pretty much at will, you can have me say anything you want. Just because you want me to say something doesn't mean I did. And the fact that you can't prove a point without changing messages proves to me that you don't have a whole lot of a good point in the first place.
I'd say be a man, leave the messages as I put them and try to prove a point without changing them. Then again, I can't expect a twelve year old like you to know anything about being a man, can I?

EARTH TO RETARD!!! EARTH TO RETARD!!!

I cannot even edit my own post after 10 minutes or so, much less yours.

I'm not trying to prove a point. There is nothing to prove. You ARE a faggot and you DO let your wife pack your shit!!!

YU DISGUST ME, FAGGT!!!

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

Are you paranoid? Vahyr can't edit your messages. Only a pastor can do that. If they did, I can assume there was a good reason. Probably to erase some of your porn.

Fine, then, one of the pastors keeps changing the message. Whatever. Truth is, most of what has been said there is incorrect and if you knew more about who I am, you would realize just how stupid your lot sounds.

[Nobar King]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

Are you paranoid? Vahyr can't edit your messages. Only a pastor can do that. If they did, I can assume there was a good reason. Probably to erase some of your porn.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

In one sentence you say "it's not sodomy if it's not a real penis", then in the following statement you say she does not use one on you. And to end it all off you try to rationalize your homosexuality. Why do you have to tip toe around the issue if you're not a fag?

I think you're a lying sack of shit, faggot.

(Literally, you are a sack of shit seeing as your wife packs yours.)

See, now, little boy, here's the thing; when you can change messages pretty much at will, you can have me say anything you want. Just because you want me to say something doesn't mean I did. And the fact that you can't prove a point without changing messages proves to me that you don't have a whole lot of a good point in the first place.
I'd say be a man, leave the messages as I put them and try to prove a point without changing them. Then again, I can't expect a twelve year old like you to know anything about being a man, can I?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

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1- Uhm, it's not sodomy if it's not a real penis.
2- I never said she use a dildo on me.
3- Even if she did use a dildo on me, the fact that I'm using it with a woman means *gasp* I'm gay!

In one sentence you say "it's not sodomy if it's not a real penis", then in the following statement you say she does not use one on you. And to end it all off you try to rationalize your homosexuality. Why do you have to tip toe around the issue if you're not a fag?

I think you're a lying sack of shit, faggot.
(Literally, you are a sack of shit seeing as your wife packs yours.)

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

BTW, don't you just love how Jesus instructs them to talk about is our sex life?

I think that if Jesus were still alive, he would have plenty of sexual lessons for LBC and their ilk...

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

Most of Phelps' "church" has some of his DNA - his congregation consists primarily of his grown children and their spouses and subsequent generations.
Several of his kids are lawyers, and they do indeed provoke fights, then sue. From what I understand, however, they're going to have to find another cash cow soon, as more and more judges are throwing their suits out of court, and some are even fining them for frivolous litigation and fraud. Of course, they claim this is "religious persecution."

Not only that, but from what I've heard, other people are starting to sue Westboro, so he's actually going to have to start giving some of that money back.
Also, two of his children want nothing to do with him. They consider him a rage-a-holic. He's just addicted to being angry. Something else he has in common with Landover, IMO.
BTW, don't you just love how Jesus instructs them to talk about is our sex life?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

Here's what else is pathetic about them.
See, I always kinda wondered "How do they get the money to go around and do all these crazy protests all over the place?" I found out tonight.
It seems that inbred nuts like them like to sue. From what I've heard, several of the Westboro idiots are also lawyers (as if I need another reason to hate lawyers). What they like to do is piss people off enough that they go over and confront one of them and they sue.
What a great way to make money, huh! Just piss people off and sue them when they respond.
Now that I think about it, I wonder how Landover got the money to build their enormous facility....

Most of Phelps' "church" has some of his DNA - his congregation consists primarily of his grown children and their spouses and subsequent generations.
Several of his kids are lawyers, and they do indeed provoke fights, then sue. From what I understand, however, they're going to have to find another cash cow soon, as more and more judges are throwing their suits out of court, and some are even fining them for frivolous litigation and fraud. Of course, they claim this is "religious persecution."

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

Only a GOD DMANED FAGGOT would let his wife sodomize him and only a little dicked loser would need a dildo to pleasure his wife. You two are screwed up.

1- Uhm, it's not sodomy if it's not a real penis.
2- I never said she use a dildo on me.
3- Even if she did use a dildo on me, the fact that I'm using it with a woman means *gasp* I'm gay!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

No clit is large enough to sodomize anyone. Have you ever even seen one? You're a virgin, right? Anyway, we both use dildos sometimes to spice it up in the bed room.

Only a GOD DMANED FAGGOT would let his wife sodomize him and only a little dicked loser would need a dildo to pleasure his wife. You two are screwed up.

If I were to guess, you're probably some pathetic little video game nerd (as proven by your avatar)

So what does your avatar prove, dumbass?

Actually, I think secularists have better morals. I believe this world is all we get so we better take good care of it. I think this is the only life I'm going to get so I better make it count.

How do you have ANY morals? GOD ALMIGHTY created the universe and therefore only HIS Law is the TRUE morality. Anything else is HellBait. Just because you like being sodomized, shit on, pissed on and whatever other filthy degenerate activity you queers like to engage in doesn't mean it represents good morals. Catholic priest like to molest young boys. Just because they like it doesn't make it moral, you douche.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

I've been told Old Iron Crotch has an irregularly large clit. And then there are strap-ons as well.

No clit is large enough to sodomize anyone. Have you ever even seen one? You're a virgin, right? Anyway, we both use dildos sometimes to spice it up in the bed room.

You know what I hate? I hate when skinny little dorks like you get on the internet and talk shit from 300 miles away. You are pretty damn luck you're in Louisiana or I'd fold you in halfand unite your pelvis with your skull. Do not ever let me hear word that you are passing through the Des Moines area.

Anyway, first off, never had any intention to pass through Des Moines. Second, I'm not the one making physical threats over the internet. If I were to guess, you're probably some pathetic little video game nerd (as proven by your avatar) who just comes here for the lulz. I've probably flushed things down the toilet tougher than you, buddy.

It wouldn't surprise me that you have no problem with being a thief. Secularist are notorious for having no moral fiber whatsoever.

Actually, I think secularists have better morals. I believe this world is all we get so we better take good care of it. I think this is the only life I'm going to get so I better make it count.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

Huh? Okay, a woman sodomizing a man? You ARE aware of how that works, aren't you? I knew the LBC lot were stupid, but this is extreme even for them.

I've been told Old Iron Crotch has an irregularly large clit. And then there are strap-ons as well.

Yeah, either there are alot more crazy people in the world or you're finding piddly-shit little lawsuits to sue people over to pay your bills.

You know what I hate? I hate when skinny little dorks like you get on the internet and talk shit from 300 miles away. You are pretty damn luck you're in Louisiana or I'd fold you in halfand unite your pelvis with your skull. Do not ever let me hear word that you are passing through the Des Moines area.

Then again, from what you say, you'd have me believe that Jesus magically puts money into a bank account for you. Does Jesus do bank fraud?

Jesus blesses us with a rich bounty. We then give some of that back to Jesus in the form of tithes because in all actuality it is His money anyway. Those tithes (Jesus's money) then goes on to support community projects and whatnot. Are you really so unsaved that you know nothing of tithing or finances? How long did your wife keep you in that basement?

Why would I want to give LBC money?

Because if you don't tithe you are a good-for-nothing crook

Malachi 3
[8] Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

It wouldn't surprise me that you have no problem with being a thief. Secularist are notorious for having no moral fiber whatsoever.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

1. The way you let that woman of yours walk all over you you might as well be a fag. There is no way I would allow a woman to sodomize me. NO WAY - NO HOW!!!

Huh? Okay, a woman sodomizing a man? You ARE aware of how that works, aren't you? I knew the LBC lot were stupid, but this is extreme even for them.

2. You implied that we needed to use trickery and deception to earn our funds. We are a blessed community. Jesus provides for His own, fudge packee. Westboro has become so liberal and damn near secular that Jesus will not waste His time providing for them. They are behaving like shiftless lowlife jews with money grubbing tactics.

Actually, Westboro needs the extra money because they're so hateful and crazy that no sane person gives them money (unless it's by court order). And Landover? Yeah, you're even more hateful and crazy. Yeah, either there are alot more crazy people in the world or you're finding piddly-shit little lawsuits to sue people over to pay your bills.
Then again, from what you say, you'd have me believe that Jesus magically puts money into a bank account for you. Does Jesus do bank fraud?

P.S. Have you tithed lately? The PayPal button can be found if you scroll down the page.

Why would I want to give LBC money?
Can't Jesus provide for you, anyway?

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

I admire Westboro. Their priorities are slightly off, and they don't love God's own party - the Republican Party - enough, but otherwise I agree with them most of the time. They read the Bible more literally than almost anyone outside of Freehold.

I especially admire Sister Shirley Phelps. She gives great interviews, almost on a par with our own Pastors Fred and Harry.

Glory!

BBS