[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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As someone who really tried to help Clarence, I do not wish to add to his troubles, but when we were removing his personal affects from his locker at Landover AirJesus and the guard shack, we found some very disturbing items.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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As well as these. Very VERY disturbing!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Since you won't let him go, I have to resort to Plan B (Operation P.L.A.G.U.E.):

I have snuck into the LBC's water supply! Turn on all the faucets...I expect you all to be RED in the face when you see it! (Get it?)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Since you won't let him go, I have to resort to Plan B (Operation P.L.A.G.U.E.):

I have snuck into the LBC's water supply! Turn on all the faucets...I expect you all to be RED in the face when you see it! (Get it?)

Psst . . . Mary Martin, here's a suggestion for you.

Next time you commit domestic terrorism, don't announce it before anyone is affected.

Enjoy Gitmo, fool.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Psst . . . Mary Martin, here's a suggestion for you.

Next time you commit domestic terrorism, don't announce it before anyone is affected.

Enjoy Gitmo, fool.

Part 1 of Operation P.L.A.G.U.E. has failed...You know what that means!

You are going to be NEEDEEP in Part 2's creatures, and any hope of maintaining your sanity is going to CROAK!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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As a Sympathetic Christian© I would hate to see even a boy diddler end up in the same cell as Clarence.

It looks like Cochran is out on parole currently so this scenario is a possible.

Even worse (for you) is the possibility you would have to share the cell with both. As you prefer young boys, this is something you should consider.

YIC,
Sayved

Part 1 of Operation P.L.A.G.U.E. has failed...You know what that means!

You are going to be NEEDEEP in Part 2's creatures, and any hope of maintaining your sanity is going to CROAK!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Part 1 of Operation P.L.A.G.U.E. has failed...You know what that means!

You are going to be NEEDEEP in Part 2's creatures, and any hope of maintaining your sanity is going to CROAK!

Well, I guess I'll send my friends at Landover some butter to go with the frog legs they'll be eating tonight!

MMMM Yummy!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Well, I guess I'll send my friends at Landover some butter to go with the frog legs they'll be eating tonight!

MMMM Yummy!

Well, would you like some tasty gnats as a side dish?

Because that's Part 3 of Operation P.L.A.G.U.E. - and it'll keep going until you LET THIS PERSON GO!

[Magikarp]

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It's nice to see that that foulmouthed gormless idiot got sent to Quarantine. If anything, he was just proving out here how much of a sad internet troll he was.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Well, would you like some tasty gnats as a side dish?

Because that's Part 3 of Operation P.L.A.G.U.E. - and it'll keep going until you LET THIS PERSON GO!

Why are you so concerned about Clarence, Mother Mary?

Do you miss his foulmouthed rantings? Or are you more interested in his underweight, limp, pale, nerdly body?

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Why are you so concerned about Clarence, Mother Mary?

Do you miss his foulmouthed rantings? Or are you more interested in his underweight, limp, pale, nerdly body?

Because it is wrong to detain someone without a trial. You're such America-lovers, so I think you'd know our Constitution and its prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment.

I think the lesson might have to FLY on into you now that I'm unleashing Part 4 of Operation P.L.A.G.U.E.!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Because it is wrong to detain someone without a trial. You're such America-lovers, so I think you'd know our Constitution and its prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment.

I think the lesson might have to FLY on into you now that I'm unleashing Part 4 of Operation P.L.A.G.U.E.!

Actually, if he's unable to post bail, it's accepted practice to detain him until trial.

In America, anyway. Just where are YOU, again?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Plus it's entertaining to listen to his forlorn moans and scratching on the walls. Looks like he is down there by himself (for the moment).

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Actually, if he's unable to post bail, it's accepted practice to detain him until trial.

In America, anyway. Just where are YOU, again?

This is where the USA is wrong...I believe in INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

Anyway, I think you're beating a dead horse-which there will be plenty of (as well as dead cows, dead bulls, dead oxen, etc.) now that Part 5 of Operation P.L.A.G.U.E. has commenced!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Well, are you going to let VotW go yet?

If not, then I must resume Operation P.L.A.G.U.E.; you might want to take a look in the mirror...your faces will be BOILing red!