Hallelujah!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

All my life I've been indoctrinated in wicked Papist ways, so much so that I actually became a... NUN! Little did I know of the evil I was helping perpetuate. But then Jesus opened my eyes and led me to the Landover Baptist Church online. Praise the Lord! Now I'm on the righteous road to becoming a True Christian, and no longer will I spurn God's plan for my gender by keeping chaste (though I will continue to do so until I'm married). Once I marry a True Christian man, one who knows how to make godly choices for me, I shall be able my womb to his seed so that we can make plenty of True Christian babies!
Thank you, Landover! Thank you, Jesus!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hallelujah!

Unfortunately all those years of sacrimental wine and transubstatiated cannibalism have dulled my senses and I missed the Introduction forum. This is why we as women should be silent in church and let our husbands instruct us!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hallelujah!

Unfortunately all those years of sacrimental wine and transubstatiated cannibalism have dulled my senses and I missed the Introduction forum. This is why we as women should be silent in church and let our husbands instruct us!

Welcome Ex-sister. In order for a TRUE CHRISTIAN man to be interested, you will have to be at least presentable, not one of those 4-eyed cows like Mother Theresa (who is slurping magma in HELL as we speak).

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hallelujah!

Thank you, Pastor. Once I left behind Satan's raiments (the unholy nun's habit) the first thing I did was go a True Christian run salon and got a complete makeover! Now I have a godly hairstyle and wear a decent amount of make-up just as the Good Lord intended!

[Talitha]

Re: Hallelujah!

Thank you, Pastor. Once I left behind Satan's raiments (the unholy nun's habit) the first thing I did was go a True Christian run salon and got a complete makeover! Now I have a godly hairstyle and wear a decent amount of make-up just as the Good Lord intended!

If you intend staying here Missy then I suggest you get right with True Christian™ Women values.

A read of our Ladies of Landover Website may be of interest to you. Here

YIC
Talitha

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hallelujah!

All my life I've been indoctrinated in wicked Papist ways, so much so that I actually became a... NUN! Little did I know of the evil I was helping perpetuate. But then Jesus opened my eyes and led me to the Landover Baptist Church online. Praise the Lord! Now I'm on the righteous road to becoming a True Christian, and no longer will I spurn God's plan for my gender by keeping chaste (though I will continue to do so until I'm married). Once I marry a True Christian man, one who knows how to make godly choices for me, I shall be able my womb to his seed so that we can make plenty of True Christian babies!
Thank you, Landover! Thank you, Jesus!

Did they turn you lezzie? I heard those nunnery castles are full of lezbeans because there aren't any men around. Plus satan commands it I suppose.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hallelujah!

If you intend staying here Missy then I suggest you get right with True Christian™ Women values.

A read of our Ladies of Landover Website may be of interest to you. Here

YIC
Talitha

I am already working on finding an eligible True Christian™ husband so I can properly submit myself to his authority. Unfortunately, as an ex-nun the best that I can hope for is an ex-Sodomist. I won't know what to do though if he slips back to his filthy, sinful ways and insists on doing my hair for me while I must submit myself to his authority.

Did they turn you lezzie? I heard those nunnery castles are full of lezbeans because there aren't any men around. Plus satan commands it I suppose.

I posted somewhere about my seven months of dirty, unnatural lusts but I spent the rest of the time praying for deliverance. I'd probably have found myself out faster if I prayed to Jesus instead of the heathenistic statue of Mary. Sure, she's the virgin mother of our Lord, but she still had a child with a man who was not her husband so she surely must be burning in the fiery pits of Hell.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Hallelujah!

I am already working on finding an eligible True Christian™ husband so I can properly submit myself to his authority. Unfortunately, as an ex-nun the best that I can hope for is an ex-Sodomist. I won't know what to do though if he slips back to his filthy, sinful ways and insists on doing my hair for me while I must submit myself to his authority.

Maybe not, Sister Mary. I am looking for a good woman to be my fifth wife. The house me and my four wives have is really to large for them to clean and one more woman around the house would be a big help to them. I also feel the Lord wants me to have five wives so my children can have the best upbringing possible and this is why HE hasn't blessed me with any children yet. Can you cook? None of the wives can cook worth a durn so my next wife must be a good cook, or at least able to learn to be a better one. I have never been a Sodomist by any stretch of the imagination.

I posted somewhere about my seven months of dirty, unnatural lusts but I spent the rest of the time praying for deliverance. I'd probably have found myself out faster if I prayed to Jesus instead of the heathenistic statue of Mary. Sure, she's the virgin mother of our Lord, but she still had a child with a man who was not her husband so she surely must be burning in the fiery pits of Hell.

Praise JESUS, she can see the TRUTH! You're right, Mary is burning in Hell for being a hook-nosed joo and having a child out of wedlock.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hallelujah!

I am already working on finding an eligible True Christian™ husband so I can properly submit myself to his authority.

Have you considered posting an advertisment in the personals section? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=21

Who knows how many qualified bachelors you might find!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hallelujah!

Have you considered posting an advertisment in the personals section? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=21

Who knows how many qualified bachelors you might find!

Jesus has blessed me and sent you to show me the way!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hallelujah!

All my life I've been indoctrinated in wicked Papist ways, so much so that I actually became a... NUN! Little did I know of the evil I was helping perpetuate. But then Jesus opened my eyes and led me to the Landover Baptist Church online. Praise the Lord! Now I'm on the righteous road to becoming a True Christian, and no longer will I spurn God's plan for my gender by keeping chaste (though I will continue to do so until I'm married). Once I marry a True Christian man, one who knows how to make godly choices for me, I shall be able my womb to his seed so that we can make plenty of True Christian babies!
Thank you, Landover! Thank you, Jesus!

Praise the LORD!
So, what kind of a nun were you? Were you one of the ones entrusted with passing on Papist indoctrination to the Catholic schoolgirls? And if so, do you still have access to them? Um, just because the LORD smiles every time a misled sinner is brought to repentance, that's the only reason I'm asking, of course.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hallelujah!

Ours was a cloistered order. 98 women, shut away by ourselves with nothing to do but pray, clean, cook, prostrate ourselves, and help each other bathe. I shudder to think of it now! Sure, the prayer and prostration sound good, but it was to Lucifer! Thank the Lord I'm now Saved, so the temptations of nubile, soft, tender flesh are no longer a burden on me.