PRAISE/APPRECIATE our Pastors Thread

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I wanted to give a HUGE SHOUT OUT of PRAISE to (my fiance) Pastor Zeke for praying away the lust demons in a particular sister (you know who you are). She has since stopped acting like such a wanton whore.

SHOUT GLORY!

Thank you Pastor Zeke!

If you have a personal story to tell about a Pastors love or how the power of his prayer changed your life post your praise here!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I would like to thank ALL the Pastors for calling Bobby Joe off when he wanted to use explosives to blow me out of the Poole's basement.

I've gotten soooo much research done down here. Thank the Lord I thought to bring my laptop (Praise Him for inventing WiFi!) and my Samsung camera phone!

But I think I'm just about ready to come out. I could really use a bath and a shave. So anytime anybody wants to send a few guys over to lift the vault door, I'm ready!

No rush of course, but whenever it's convenient! And as I mentioned before, don't mind the smell, you get use to it pretty quickly!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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If ever one has time on his hands and wonders about GOD'S love and the power of conversion....why... all one needs to do is look up Dora Denkins.

This is a place of Lve and acceptance no matter how low you go.

[JennyD]

Re: PRAISE/APPRECIATE our Pastors Thread

I wanted to give a HUGE SHOUT OUT of PRAISE to (my fiance) Pastor Zeke for praying away the lust demons in a particular sister (you know who you are). She has since stopped acting like such a wanton whore.

Sister, is it really appropriate to discuss Sister Shirlee's dirty laundry in public like that?

[SUV]

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Sister Thumper, Surely© you won't think me out of line if I Praise Pastor Ezekiel's ewe-fully pretty eyes?
I don't think anyone ("me") has done so for nearly a month now

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'd like to give a big "shout out" as the kids say these days to Pastor Billy-Reuben, who helped me out of a little fix I found myself in recently. I can't go into detail, but I promise I'll repay him as soon as my next Pastor's stipend clears. The cows have come home to roost, and little red riding hood is on her way to the Bahamas.