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  • Grinder
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    • Jan 2007
    • 57

    #1

    Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

    I think its about time I apologize to those who I may have hurt with my comments, I really screwed up, didn't I? As a token of my goodwill, I will donate some money to the forum.
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

    Originally posted by Grinder View Post
    I think its about time I apologize to those who I may have hurt with my comments, I really screwed up, didn't I? As a token of my goodwill, I will donate some money to the forum.
    We are not insulted, but a quick thousand bucks to PayPal for JESUS would look good on your resume'.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Grinder
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      • Jan 2007
      • 57

      #3
      Re: Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

      We are not insulted, but a quick thousand bucks to PayPal for JESUS would look good on your resume'.
      Well, I just made my first of 100 payments on that $1000, its a start.

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #4
        Re: Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

        Good. Jesus has started to come into your heart.

        Now get on your knees and start praying!
        You have alot of repenting to do.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

          Originally posted by Grinder View Post
          I think its about time I apologize to those who I may have hurt with my comments, I really screwed up, didn't I? As a token of my goodwill, I will donate some money to the forum.
          And right after you hit the Paypal button, better apologize to Jesus too. We True Christians™ get points for being persecuted by the likes of you, so we don't mind a bit. But Jesus takes your kind of idiocy verrry personally. I'd make it $2,000 if I were you.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #6
            Re: Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

            Originally posted by Grinder View Post
            Well, I just made my first of 100 payments on that $1000, its a start.
            It's true.

            Dear Landover Baptist Forums,

            This email confirms that you have received a Pending eCheck Payment for $10.00 USD from Meriweather Grinder of Oak Park, Illinois.

            The forum thanks you, Merry!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              It's true.

              Dear Landover Baptist Forums,

              This email confirms that you have received a Pending eCheck Payment for $10.00 USD from Meriweather Grinder of Oak Park, Illinois.

              The forum thanks you, Merry!
              Well, at least it was in Godly U.S. Dollars, not some fake jap phoney-baloney money. I'll bet Grinder is a member of THIS Oak Park organization.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #8
                Re: Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                It's true.
                Praise Jesus!

                Another soul has been led towards the narrow path of Salvation.
                Grinder, The Lord Jesus Christ just may have mercy on you yet!
                All glory to Him!
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Grinder
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                  • Jan 2007
                  • 57

                  #9
                  Re: Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

                  Oak Park, Illinois.


                  I live in Michigan. And Grinder actually is my nickname. I would give it a day or two.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

                    Originally posted by Grinder View Post


                    I live in Michigan. And Grinder actually is my nickname. I would give it a day or two.
                    I thought it would be better not to post your real name and address. The Jehova's Witlesses troll this forum.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Grinder
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                      • Jan 2007
                      • 57

                      #11
                      Re: Maybe I was a little presumptuous.

                      I thought it would be better not to post your real name and address.
                      Well, thank you for that then.

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