I am confused @_@

[Takeme]

Is this even a real church, this is not focused as an insult I swear. I searched this church and got a site that said. "The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular."

[JennyD]

Re: I am confused @_@

You certainly are confused, dear.

Had you bothered to read the introductory threads you are EXPECTED to read when you join, your idiotic question would be already answered.

I'll copy a relevant section for you, since you're obviously too lazy to look for the answers yourself.

• Do you think we are a parody?

Perhaps you've heard that we are a joke, satire or parody, and you came to our site for a few cheap laughs or "lulz", only to find people taking everything seriously. So now you have decided to be the first to "spill the beans" and let everyone in on your "knowledge". Friend, this has been done so many times that it isn't funny any more.

When an Atheist loses a debate to a fundamentalist Christian, it is a common tactic to accuse the Christian of being a parody. The Atheist is so full of pride, that he cannot imagine being outsmarted by a dumb God-Believer, so he thinks the Christian must be an Atheist like himself who is only pretending to be Christian. This is known as Tabor's Law.

Our situation is not helped by the fact that there is some atheist satirist who does an impression of our Pastor Deacon Fred at atheist conventions. People hear about him and start rumors that they are the same person and that the real Landover Baptist Church is also just a joke. Some Atheists go so far as to vandalize our church's Wikipedia page to say that we are a satire.

Here is a link to the version of the Landover Baptist Wikipedia article before the vandals got a hold of it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: I am confused @_@

Is this even a real church, this is not focused as an insult I swear. I searched this church and got a site that said. "The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular."

I want you to think about this for a few minutes. This is our tenth year online. Would HUNDREDS of people MEMORIZE the Bible, and spend $500 a month on servers and thousands more on staff, and write 250,000 posts just within the last year for the sole purpose of having a joke on you? It is pretty obvious that the evil forces in the universe are trying to make a mockery of JESUS and the Bible by swiftboating our church, but we cannot be stopped by SATAN!

As you see, we sell nothing, we make no money, and we expect no worldly gain from our efforts. We are here solely because the love of CHRIST JESUS is bursting from our hearts and we are Called by Him to Spread His Word.

[Talitha]

Re: I am confused @_@

You need to view the original version here before it got Hacked by Fundamentalist Atheists.

[Takeme]

Re: I am confused @_@

it just sounds kinda stupid sometimes. I have to say I agree with so many things since well I am christian but then there are things that just sound ridiculous.

"We have discussed in great length on these forums the weapons these queers might use against us. From AIDS bombs to guns that fire AIDS, to giant vibrating rubber tallywhackers these queers use as weapons! I'm not trying to alarm anyone here, but Homo attack is very real! It could happen to you tomorrow!"

That sounds like something I would see in a south park episode not a church "

[Nobar King]

Re: I am confused @_@

Which part of that is ridiculous?

[Takeme]

Re: I am confused @_@

Which part of that is ridiculous?

You are kidding right. The whole thing. Gay people are not gonna go running out of the house with a gun that shoots AID's and they are not gonna hit people with plastic penis. Actually the plastic penis thing sounds more of what a perverted pissed of woman on her period would do.

Wait I think I might have seen something like that in South Park o.o. Only difference is the gay's attacked as lobsters not with Aid bombs. This does sound like something I would see in South Park.


"But when traveling, do what I do. Either bring all your own food (the best way in my opinion), or insist on watching your meal be prepared in the kitchen of whatever restaurant you want to eat in. If they refuse, they are more than likely one of the places where Sodomites are lacing the food of all the Christians who eat there with the AIDS!"

You are freaking kidding me. If this was true almost everyone in the country would have AID's. This is the problem today everyone thinks someone is out to get you.

[JennyD]

Re: I am confused @_@

it just sounds kinda stupid sometimes. I have to say I agree with so many things since well I am christian but then there are things that just sound ridiculous.

"We have discussed in great length on these forums the weapons these queers might use against us. From AIDS bombs to guns that fire AIDS, to giant vibrating rubber tallywhackers these queers use as weapons! I'm not trying to alarm anyone here, but Homo attack is very real! It could happen to you tomorrow!"

That sounds like something I would see in a south park episode not a church "

Brother Percy's well-loved college roommate, Rick, died of the AIDS just three years ago. He told Percy that he got it from a sodomite who attacked him in a back alley and pounded him mercilessly with an AIDS-covered vibrating tallywhacker.

Now, given this evidence, wouldn't you expect Brother Percy to be a bit touchy about the subject?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I am confused @_@

Do you have any IDEA how INSULTING it is to have some little God-mocking False Christian accuse US of being a joke!?!?

It boggles the mind, the arrogance, the PRIDE of such an individual!


There they cry, but none giveth answer, because of the pride of evil men.
Surely God will not hear vanity, neither will the Almighty regard it.
Job 35:12-13

[Takeme]

Re: I am confused @_@

If that did happen it was because the guy was crazy and not cause he was gay. I disagree with gay's and do not like it but I am not gonna say they are out to kill you. You know what a straight guy goes out and rapes people to and they get AID's.

Not that long ago there was a guy who got AID's and went around to woman and raped them giving them AID's he was a white straight man.

By the way I am not being prideful. Seems this place is more prideful. Saying thigns like OUR WAY OR THE HIGH WAY is pretty much saying you are the best people ever. Even though you guys do say things that would make the perfect comedy. I would love someone to make a movie out of this church and put it on comedy central I know I would get a laugh out of it.

ONCE AGAIN SOUTH PARK EPISODE. Actually holy crap I just got an idea. I should tell them his idea's of attack and maybe south park will make that an actual episode it would be briliant.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: I am confused @_@

By the way I am not being prideful. Seems this place is more prideful. Saying thigns like OUR WAY OR THE HIGH WAY is pretty much saying you are the best people ever.

It is not our way or the highway here friend, it is God's way or the highway.

[JennyD]

Re: I am confused @_@

If that did happen it was because the guy was crazy and not cause he was gay. I disagree with gay's and do not like it but I am not gonna say they are out to kill you. You know what a straight guy goes out and rapes people to and they get AID's.

Not that long ago there was a guy who got AID's and went around to woman and raped them giving them AID's he was a white straight man.

Since Brother Wright has already addressed your other point, I'll focus on this.

1. The AIDS is an acronym, not a plural or possessive of AID. Anally-Inserted Death Sentence, or AIDS. Not AID's. Didn't you have sex education in your Godless public high school?

2. Rick was certainly not gay, but he got the AIDS from people who were. Who else would be running around dark alleys with an AIDS-covered artificial tallywhacker, beating people with it?

3. I think Brother Percy should tell us the whole story . . . IF you're ready to hear it, of course.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I am confused @_@

If that did happen it was because the guy was crazy and not cause he was gay. I disagree with gay's and do not like it but I am not gonna say they are out to kill you. You know what a straight guy goes out and rapes people to and they get AID's.

Not that long ago there was a guy who got AID's and went around to woman and raped them giving them AID's he was a white straight man.

By the way I am not being prideful. Seems this place is more prideful. Saying thigns like OUR WAY OR THE HIGH WAY is pretty much saying you are the best people ever. Even though you guys do say things that would make the perfect comedy. I would love someone to make a movie out of this church and put it on comedy central I know I would get a laugh out of it.

ONCE AGAIN SOUTH PARK EPISODE. Actually holy crap I just got an idea. I should tell them his idea's of attack and maybe south park will make that an actual episode it would be briliant.

Listen you little yellow LIAR, you were the one who last night was claiming to be a veterinarian!

If you’re such a Christian, what is it OK for you to lie to us? Why should we care what you say? How do we know you didn’t just make up that stuff about us you supposedly found on wickerpedophile?


Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
John 8:43-45

[Takeme]

Re: I am confused @_@

Since Brother Wright has already addressed your other point, I'll focus on this.

1. The AIDS is an acronym, not a plural or possessive of AID. Anally-Inserted Death Sentence, or AIDS. Not AID's. Didn't you have sex education in your Godless public high school?

2. Rick was certainly not gay, but he got the AIDS from people who were. Who else would be running around dark alleys with an AIDS-covered artificial tallywhacker, beating people with it?

3. I think Brother Percy should tell us the whole story . . . IF you're ready to hear it, of course.

I did not say he was gay I was saying being gay does not make them wanna kill people it just makes them stupid and sick. Also no I did not take sex ed, but I did learn about AIDS in school apparently you did not or you would not be using a 1'st grade meaning for it it means Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. v_v

[Takeme]

Re: I am confused @_@

Listen you little yellow LIAR, you were the one who last night was claiming to be a veterinarian!

If you’re such a Christian, what is it OK for you to lie to us? Why should we care what you say? How do we know you didn’t just make up that stuff about us you supposedly found on wickerpedophile?


Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
John 8:43-45

Hm one thing is Japanese people are lighter then Chinese and almost white just a little tan but not yellow. Two I am not Asian, that is a user name not title. My real name is Zachariah.