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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #16
    Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

    You better pray to the real God and Jesus Christ! If this is what it takes to save your soul finally, I call on all members to show this hell bound sinner the worst they can!
    We have Satan on the ropes and we can save Rachael!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131
        #17
        Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

        NO MORE toilet pictures, PLEASE!!!
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324
            #18
            Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            NO MORE toilet pictures, PLEASE!!!
            Are you ready to accept Jesus Christ as your Savior?
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449
                #19
                Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                NO MORE toilet pictures, PLEASE!!!
                Is this you perhaps?

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                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324
                    #20
                    Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    Is this you perhaps?

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                    Pumpkin God, Porcelain God. All the same to her!
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131
                        #21
                        Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                        Are you ready to accept Jesus Christ as your Savior?
                        Can pigs fly yet?

                        Is this you perhaps?

                        Attachment 6896
                        Shaddup.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • eliot mayfield
                            God Squad
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9324
                            #22
                            Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            Can pigs fly yet?


                            Shaddup.
                            You asked for it!

                            Rachaeal's lovely porcelain palace in Hell!!!

                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131
                                #23
                                Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                                Eliot, you're insufferable. Just as well I think the last of that disgusting 'chicken' has been digested...
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                  • eliot mayfield
                                    God Squad
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 9324
                                    #24
                                    Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                    Eliot, you're insufferable. Just as well I think the last of that disgusting 'chicken' has been digested...
                                    I"M insufferable? What do you think Satan is going to be like???
                                    Matthew:
                                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 5131
                                        #25
                                        Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                        I"M insufferable? What do you think Satan is going to be like???
                                        Nonexistent?
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                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                          • eliot mayfield
                                            God Squad
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 9324
                                            #26
                                            Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                            Nonexistent?
                                            Hell is not some sci-fi episode! You won't be able to imagine Satan away!
                                            Matthew:
                                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 5131
                                                #27
                                                Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                                                Well, seeing as hell is imaginary, I don't think I'll need to.
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                                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                  • SayvedByTheLord
                                                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • May 2007
                                                    • 3151
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                                                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                    NO MORE toilet pictures, PLEASE!!!




                                                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                                                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 5131
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                                                        Was that REALLY necessary???
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                                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                          • Wide-Open
                                                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Nov 2007
                                                            • 18449
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Praising GOD in the Bathroom

                                                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                            Was that REALLY necessary???
                                                            Yes, and it seems to be working. If that's the way Jesus wants to talk to you, then so be it. You seem to respond to it.

                                                            Imagine Brothers and Sisters, finally converting Rachael to the one and only True Faith(R) by posting pictures of less than sparkling clean bathrooms!

                                                            Question: are you dyslexic?
                                                            Psalm 81:10:
                                                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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