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What does a Baptist diet consist of? Does eating Vegetables damn one to hell? Is the bad reputation Saturated and Trans fat get part of the Liberal Vegan homo conspiracy?
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No, we are not the LDS!!!!! I assume you made a typo. They are indeed crazy. We are baptists. We follow the Bible. We are not crazy.Originally posted by OPCjustin View PostMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Well, the Holy Bible has some guidance here. If you weren't an unsaved wad of filth, you might have known that. Sister Sue Vera has a great old family recipe for Ezekiel Dung Cakes, as outlined in the book of my namesake.Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
Ezekiel 4:12 "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight."
I'm sure she'd be happy to whip you up a batch, out of Christian compassion.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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How about Baptist Bacon wrapped Pork loaf?Comment
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I do so enjoy flinging themOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostSister Sue Vera has a great old family recipe for Ezekiel Dung Cakes, as outlined in the book of my namesake.
I'm sure she'd be happy to whip you up a batch, out of Christian compassion.atto the unSaved Homeless on Christmas Day!Comment
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Trans fat?Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
Just what are you trying to say in your typically confused manner? Has the secular world become so depraved that the hellbound trash now see fat transvestites as food?
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