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It's that time of year again. My employees are holding their hands out demanding Christmas bonuses. Now most years I can simply weed out the false Christians, satanists, sinners and good for nothings and only tip the close help and the day bosses, but this year I have a new problem.
Back before Obama stole the election, I announced that I would give a bonus to each employee that voted for McCain and that after he won I would give them each a $50 bonus. Seemed fair and reasonable and $50 isn't really that much money anyway so what did I care. They all took me to my word and voted McCain.
But, now I have a dilema. McCain didn't win.
Now I have Mexicans asking me for $50 for each vote they cast in every precinct. None of the coloreds that work for me voted McCain which was expected given how naturally unintelligent they are. But the day beans are like sheep and did as I asked and voted the correct way. They are nothing if not greedy and any of them would gladly eat their own children for cash. I remember having to show them the difference between an "M" and an "O" so they would know which box to check off.
Friends, McCain was railroaded by the biased Liberal mainstream media and by the communist unions and the ACORN cultists. I know it, you know it and Jesus knows it. My question is this, should I be punished financially for Obama stealing the election?
Granted I probably wouldn't have paid the Mexicans anyway, but my secretary voted McCain and wants her $50 bonus. She says it's to buy toys and she's counting on it. I think if she wants to buy toys she should have saved her money and she shouldn't rely on something like a bonus even if it was supposed to be guaranteed. Maybe if she worked harder she would have more money. Hard to take her seriously when she insists on dressing like she does anyway.
My head mechanic Jack who dutifully cares for my car collection, will get a bonus, but should I pay him extra for voting for a losing candidate? Should I pay any of them anything extra? McCain lost so maybe they didn't vote for him in the first place, that would make them liars and lying is sinful. Do I reward sinning with cash?
I am in a pickle here fellow True Christians™, what would Jesus do?
Back before Obama stole the election, I announced that I would give a bonus to each employee that voted for McCain and that after he won I would give them each a $50 bonus. Seemed fair and reasonable and $50 isn't really that much money anyway so what did I care. They all took me to my word and voted McCain.
But, now I have a dilema. McCain didn't win.
Now I have Mexicans asking me for $50 for each vote they cast in every precinct. None of the coloreds that work for me voted McCain which was expected given how naturally unintelligent they are. But the day beans are like sheep and did as I asked and voted the correct way. They are nothing if not greedy and any of them would gladly eat their own children for cash. I remember having to show them the difference between an "M" and an "O" so they would know which box to check off.
Friends, McCain was railroaded by the biased Liberal mainstream media and by the communist unions and the ACORN cultists. I know it, you know it and Jesus knows it. My question is this, should I be punished financially for Obama stealing the election?
Granted I probably wouldn't have paid the Mexicans anyway, but my secretary voted McCain and wants her $50 bonus. She says it's to buy toys and she's counting on it. I think if she wants to buy toys she should have saved her money and she shouldn't rely on something like a bonus even if it was supposed to be guaranteed. Maybe if she worked harder she would have more money. Hard to take her seriously when she insists on dressing like she does anyway.
My head mechanic Jack who dutifully cares for my car collection, will get a bonus, but should I pay him extra for voting for a losing candidate? Should I pay any of them anything extra? McCain lost so maybe they didn't vote for him in the first place, that would make them liars and lying is sinful. Do I reward sinning with cash?
I am in a pickle here fellow True Christians™, what would Jesus do?
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