It's BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SUV]

FINALLY!!!

Go, Christians - GO! EveryBody fire up the SUV, get out there, and go do your part - NOW! Let's see how many of those shrimpy trucks & Buicks we can run Right over on our way to the Mall!

(That last was off the record, of course. The un$avED would never understand. Don't forget to check the accident statistics for Iowa, though As always, I personally plan to travel a great distance, and Certainly now that they are practically giving gasoline away!)



And how do you presume to know whether JESUS would rather have you Buy a PlayStation or a huge plasma TV? Get 'em both!
In HIS Name, Christian Soldiers/Shoppers, go get it ALL!!!

PS I Hope no one wore themselves out yesterday, getting suckered in to Feed the Home-less. Really - SO depressing!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Good work Sister, it looks like you've revived the economy all by yourself:

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...art_after.html

"He was bum-rushed by 200 people," said Jimmy Overby, 43, a co-worker. "They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too...I literally had to fight people off my back."
The unidentified victim was rushed to an area hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 6:03 a.m., police said.

The cause of death wasn't immediately available pending results of an autopsy.

See, proof that God was there: He intervened to save an unborn child!

A 28-year-old pregnant woman was knocked to the floor during the mad rush. She was hospitalized for observation, police said. Early witness accounts that the woman suffered a miscarriage were unfounded, police said.

[Nobar King]

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My friend works at the Santa Photo booth in the mall, and he said business was strong today. (He's the elf who takes the photos, not the Santa. He's a little big for an elf and Santa's a little too Joo to be Santa, but no one notices.)

[Nobar King]

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He's lucky he doesn't work in Palm Desert:

2 dead after shots fired in Calif. Toys 'R' Us
The violence at the Palm Desert store is blamed on rival groups

Two people killed at Toys R Us

PALM DESERT, Calif. - Two people were shot to death in a crowded toy store on Black Friday in a confrontation apparently involving rival groups, city officials said. Palm Desert Councilman Jim Ferguson said police told him two men with handguns shot and killed each other. Ferguson said he asked police whether the incident was a dispute over a toy or whether it was gang-related. He said police told him they were not going to release further details until the victims' relatives were notified. "I think the obvious question everyone has is who takes loaded weapons into a Toys "R" Us?" he said. "I doubt it was the casual holiday shopper."

City spokeswoman Sheila Gilligan said police told her the shooting broke out between "two groups of individuals that have a dispute with each other." The Palm Desert Police Department received calls of shots fired around 11:35 a.m., Riverside County sheriff's Sgt. Dennis Gutierrez said. He said officers were still investigating what prompted the gunshots.

Toys "R" Us issued a statement expressing outrage over the violence. "We are working closely with local law enforcement officials to determine the specific details of what occurred," the statement said. "Our understanding is that this act seems to have been the result of a personal dispute between the individuals involved. Therefore, it would be inaccurate to associate the events of today with Black Friday."

Immediately after the shooting, about 20 people rushed into the World Gym across the street from Toys "R" Us, the gym's assistant manager Glenn Splain told The Associated Press in a telephone interview.
"They were crying, tearing and shaking," Splain said, adding that one woman came in cradling a baby. "Some people got into a fight," said Splain, who spoke with some of the customers. "One of the guys here thought it was over a toy, but it got louder and louder and then there were gunshots."

Sometimes, I prefer to stay away from these kinds of crowds.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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apparently involving rival groups, city officials said.....police told her the shooting broke out between "two groups of individuals that have a dispute with each other."

This reminds me of a that time when Tickle-Me-Elmos were all the rage and...Funny story, we both had misfires. Anyway, guns don't kill people, groups of individuals with disputes kill each other. If Toys R Us sold guns, law abiding citizens would have intervened and this tragedy would never have happened.

[Nobar King]

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This reminds me of a that time when Tickle-Me-Elmos were all the rage and...Funny story, we both had misfires. Anyway, guns don't kill people, groups of individuals with disputes kill each other. If Toys R Us sold guns, law abiding citizens would have intervened and this tragedy would never have happened.

So true, Brother Jeb.

[eliot mayfield]

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There just aren't enough guns in the hands of law abiding folks!

[Nobar King]

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Walmart shopping melee:

[Meek and Humble]

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Christmas is pagan idolatry being pushed on us by evolutionist and reprobates! GOD HATES SATAN (SANTA)