My Good Friends!

[WickedWitch]

It's been such a long time since I was last able to post and let you, my dear and caring friends, know that I'm still around in this wide world. And, sadly, it shall be a while longer before I can post on a regular basis. But, I promise, as soon as I get a computer and can afford the internet, I'll be here so often as to make you all sick of me! Just the good old days! For now you shall have to content yourselves with the knowledge that I've not dropped off the face of the planet and that I still think of you all very fondly.


P.S.
I've received a friend request sent by someone who goes by the name of Wolfburgers (I think)... And I wonder what my Godly Baptist Friends might tell me of this person?


Love You All,
Alie

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: My Good Friends!

It's been such a long time since I was last able to post and let you, my dear and caring friends, know that I'm still around in this wide world. And, sadly, it shall be a while longer before I can post on a regular basis. But, I promise, as soon as I get a computer and can afford the internet, I'll be here so often as to make you all sick of me! Just the good old days! For now you shall have to content yourselves with the knowledge that I've not dropped off the face of the planet and that I still think of you all very fondly.


P.S.
I've received a friend request sent by someone who goes by the name of Wolfburgers (I think)... And I wonder what my Godly Baptist Friends might tell me of this person?


Love You All,
Alie

He's a luzer who has been banned more times than you.

[Bob4God]

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Are you ready to accept CHRIST as your personal LORD AND SAVIOR?

[WickedWitch]

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He's a luzer who has been banned more times than you.

Just what I wanted to hear! That settles it: I like him. Lol.

And you, Dearest Pastor, how have you been keeping? I have missed you so!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Just what I wanted to hear! That settles it: I like him. Lol.

And you, Dearest Pastor, how have you been keeping? I have missed you so!

Aloha Alie. We are glad that you have not committed the dire acts upon yourself that we feared in the past when you were a nutter, thus depriving us of the pleasure of doing them to you in an effort to save your soul by any means necessary.

Please come back when you can, preferably when you can sneak over the border from Canuckistan to attend one of our rallys.

As always
Pastor Al

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Oh Allie. How I have prayed for you to turn your back on Satan but instead it appears you continue to reject Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Alllie? Is that really you? I thought Jesus had rotted your cooter out and sent you to hell by now for being a slutty witch.

Better accept Jesus right this minute.

[Juliette]

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Hello there slutty lezbian (no doubt) Alie. Nice to see you're still around.

Are you ready for this?

[Dogdung Wolfburgers (Quarantined)]

Re: My Good Friends!

It's been such a long time since I was last able to post and let you, my dear and caring friends, know that I'm still around in this wide world. And, sadly, it shall be a while longer before I can post on a regular basis. But, I promise, as soon as I get a computer and can afford the internet, I'll be here so often as to make you all sick of me! Just the good old days! For now you shall have to content yourselves with the knowledge that I've not dropped off the face of the planet and that I still think of you all very fondly.


P.S.
I've received a friend request sent by someone who goes by the name of Wolfburgers (I think)... And I wonder what my Godly Baptist Friends might tell me of this person?


Love You All,
Alie

Hi. That would be me. My name is Dark Maiden, but they changed it to Wolfburgers but then changed it back.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hi. That would be me. My name is Dark Maiden, but they changed it to Wolfburgers but then changed it back.

What Dark Maiden means is that after I elicited from her a promise to stop eating Christian Babies and not flaunt her GOTH/WICKEDAN/GAY lifestyle on the board, and respect everyone here, and accept JESUS into her heart, and tithe all her worldly possessions, and not complain how skinny she is in front of the Landover Ladies who are all quite ....healthy, I would allow her back into the main population to see how she will get along.

It is her saddest day that she immediately snagged onto you, the worst example of Christianity in the World.

[Dogdung Wolfburgers (Quarantined)]

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What Dark Maiden means is that after I elicited from her a promise to stop eating Christian Bables and not flaunt her GOTH/WICKEDAN/GAY lifestile in the board, and respect everyone her, and accept JESUS into her heart, and tithe all her worldly possessions, and not complain how skinny she is in front of the Landover Ladies who are all quite ....healthy, I would allow her back into the main population to see how she will get along.

It is her saddest day that she immediately snagged onto you, the worst example of Christianity in the World.

Well I am too a healthy skinny, there was no accepting your God into my heart. You said nothing about that. You do know that I am still Wiccan right? I am not gay. I do have a fiancee. My fiancee is a very nice man.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Well I am too a healthy skinny, there was no accepting your God into my heart. You said nothing about that. You do know that I am still Wiccan right? I am not gay. I do have a fiancee. My fiancee is a very nice man.

See? You have been out of jail for one hour and you have already renounced gayness and found a good Christian man. How much better can it get?

[Dogdung Wolfburgers (Quarantined)]

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See? You have been out of jail for one hour and you have already renounced gayness and found a good Christian man. How much better can it get?

I have been with him for three years and he knew I was Bi. Since I have been with him, that would mean that I would have to be straight. He is Protestant and he knows of my religion and knows that it is not bad. He really does not even pay attention to religion, he just lives his life. Religion does not even really matter to him.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I have been with him for three years and he knew I was Bi. Since I have been with him, that would mean that I would have to be straight. He is Protestant and he knows of my religion and knows that it is not bad. He really does not even pay attention to religion, he just lives his life. Religion does not even really matter to him.

Well, you are on the road to SALVATION(TM) already. Congratulations! We will save him after we are done with you.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Wolfspit1669 got herself banned again? That makes me and the Baby Jesus very sad!