Hello All You, I Have Good Thing

[Wung Jun]

Dear Sir/Mdm

-Insert Title Here-

Hello all you, I name am Wung Jun, I is new person on your internet talking web side.

Today, I is here to speak you regard the church cross necklace that are make in my proud nation, The "The People's Repablic Of China". It are gooder nation.

I nation have factory make church cross necklace, I am work in factory make church cross necklace from when I 4 years. The factory is give me many money each hour, I are now manager and am receive RMB 0.35 for every day, this is the America money $0.05. I am most rich man in my village.

I here to sell you my many church cross necklace, it is make in gooder China, so it is having the very good make. If you wear, you friend will make envious at you!

You is can buy the church cross necklace by post on this internet talk message, I contact you after.

Get Well Soon,

Yours Sincerely,
Wung Jun

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[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello All You, I Have Good Thing

Welcome to our side Friend. It's nice to see there are Treu Christains™ in The People's Rebaplic!

Tell us a bit more about yourself. Do you have any gooder Bible verses? (KJV 1611 only please).

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello All You, I Have Good Thing

I would wish to buy of 100 your collars provocative for the boys and the girls of our church. You send them I pray in times brief, and I will pay later on them. It appreciates them to Jesus!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello All You, I Have Good Thing

Get Well Soon,

Yours Sincerely,
Wung Jun

(This letter format was taken from www.firstgradenglish.com, do not remove credits)

After reading your letter I'm feeling better, already.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello All You, I Have Good Thing

After reading your letter I'm feeling better, already.

Amen Brother. Salivation is the way forward!

I hope the my necklase is made of perl. I'm sure that would make my friend envy!

[JennyD]

Re: Hello All You, I Have Good Thing

I too have good thing.

I recently purchase Origami Boulder manufacture rights and factory.

Only for ten dollar, I send you one Origami Boulder with certificate authenticating is REAL Origami Boulder.

I bet you not have Real Origami Boulder in People Repablic of China. But I make so you have Real Origami Boulder, only for ten dollar US.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Hello All You, I Have Good Thing

nǐ hǎo , hěn gaoxíng jiandāo nǐ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello All You, I Have Good Thing

nǐ hǎo , hěn gaoxíng jiandāo nǐ

Watch your filthy mouth, boy.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello All You, I Have Good Thing

Watch your filthy mouth, boy.

Oh, was he cursing. I was ready to do a Heimlich manouevre on him.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Hello All You, I Have Good Thing

What kind of sickos go around making lucre selling crosses? Jesus died on the cross, the Bible says nothing about wearing them around our necks! What more can you expect from a pagan Chinaman?