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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2026
    • 15118

    #1

    FIRE WARNING. PLEASE READ!!

    Friends, there could be a serious and unseen threat facing the more elderly Male members of our Fellowship.

    This report from Europe tells the sad tale of an elderly Man being killed by his incontinence Pants not being Fire Resistant.

    MALDON: Freak pants fire kills pensioner

    Thursday, November 27, 2008, 08:21

    INCONTINENCE pants manufacturers are being urged to make their products fire resistant after a disabled man burned to death when his caught alight......

    ............He said investigations revealed Mr Martin had placed a lit cigarette on top of a packet of Hula Hoops resting on his lap.

    It melted the packet, then the outer covering of his incontinence pants before setting its inner cotton wadding ablaze.
    I shall not mention names for fear of embarrassment, but to those concerned, I urge you to check with the Store you purchased them from and make sure they are Fire Retardant.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



  • Bob4God
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    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #2
    Re: FIRE WARNING. PLEASE READ!!

    Perhaps the old man was a pedophile.

    If GOD can keep three men from burning in a fiery furnace He can certainly keep Old Man Hatchet's pants from lighting up, amen?
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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #3
      Re: FIRE WARNING. PLEASE READ!!

      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
      Perhaps the old man was a pedophile.

      If GOD can keep three men from burning in a fiery furnace He can certainly keep Old Man Hatchet's pants from lighting up, amen?
      AMEN! What was the old homer doing playing with hula hoops anyway?
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
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        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #4
        Re: FIRE WARNING. PLEASE READ!!

        If he was incontenent why didn't he just piddle on the fire?
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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #5
          Re: FIRE WARNING. PLEASE READ!!

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          If he was incontenent why didn't he just piddle on the fire?
          I dunno. I think I'd notice if Wee Willie Winkie was on fire.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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