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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323
    #1

    Sister Thumper! This one's for YOU!

    It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, 'Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu.'

    Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!' said Rosita.

    Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time,' Pedro begged.

    'But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.' replied Rosita.

    Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.'

    Rosita looked at Pedro and said, 'OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu.'

    Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

    'Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Sister Thumper! This one's for YOU!

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: Sister Thumper! This one's for YOU!

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          'Weeweechu a Merry Christmas
          It still beats that awful Fleas' Navidad

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708
              #4
              Re: Sister Thumper! This one's for YOU!

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, 'Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu.'

              Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!' said Rosita.

              Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time,' Pedro begged.

              'But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.' replied Rosita.

              Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.'

              Rosita looked at Pedro and said, 'OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu.'



              Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

              'Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

              LMAOW!!!
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