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This is a Baptist Church forum. We are here to share the truth about God's Word and who it says Jesus and God are.Originally posted by mudkips View PostSo I herd you liek jesus!
There are no "herds" here, except the herd of devianttard.com people terrified that Landover will turn its substantial financial and political resources to shutting them down.
And we don't "liek" or "lick" or "lie about" Jesus. We LOVE Jesus.
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You... We... You... Huh? Is American English your second or third language?Originally posted by mudkips View PostO RLY? So, would you ever fail a Jesus?Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - OvidComment
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The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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A baptwit, of all people, implying someone else is retarded.Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
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I beg your pardon?Originally posted by demoncrat View PostA baptwit, of all people, implying someone else is retarded.
(finger poised on the Infraction Button)
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Sorry, I forgot vile insults are only allowed by True Christians™.Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostComment
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Allow me to translate.Originally posted by mudkips View PostSo I herd you liek jesus!
"So, I heard you like Jesus?"
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Thank you for translating the jibberish posted by "mud-Lips", dustyjo. (Hope I spelled his name right cuz you know I'm old and my eye sight isn't what it used to be, snicker, snicker). You'd think that BEFORE people come here that they'd learn to speak and write ENGLISH (the godly language of GOD himself). But, I guess that is not the case and for some it might be a bit much to expect.Originally posted by mudkips View PostO RLY? So, would you ever fail a Jesus?
In his second post "mudLips" states, "O RLY? So, would you ever fail a Jesus?" Excuse me MUD but "A" Jesus?
Number one there is ONLY ONE JESUS, heathen, not more than one! Secondly, True Christians NEVER fail JESUS! In fact, it is absolutely IMPOSSIBLE for a True Christian to ever fail Jesus because His love for us is UNCONDITIONAL. Thirdly, from your posts so far I see that your name really is MUD. And lastly, unsaved trash, we don't just "like" Jesus...we LOVE JESUS THE ONLY ONE!! Bye, bye,
SINNER !!!!!!!!!!!Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"Comment
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lulz. Anonymous meant to type "I'm a homer" but got divide by zero.
O RLY? So, would you ever worship Jesus?
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YOU unsaved piece of DEMON GARBAGE!! How DARE you use such PROFANITY on God's ONLY True Christian forum!! I can tell from this one post of yours alone that you are a SEXUAL PERVERT boiling over with every SEXUAL SIN imaginable!!
I call upon the Senior Pastors at Landover to BAN this HEATHEN immediately for his use of the "F" word and for his sexual SIN suggesting sex with Jesus!! I have NEVER heard such a thing from such an EVIL and VILE mouth!Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"Comment
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old copypasta is oooooooold:Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" (2 John 1:9-11)
So I ask you: do you like Jesus?Comment
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