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  • demoncrat
    Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
    • Nov 2006
    • 79

    #1

    I want to be saved

    Where do I mail my $2000 tithe to?
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: I want to be saved

    Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
    Where do I mail my $2000 tithe to?
    Freehold, Iowa. Or you can click on the godly PayPal button. But I feel like this is a lieberal trick of some sort.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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    • Virginia Day Templeton
      Christ's Battle Axe
       
      • Dec 2006
      • 2827

      #3
      Re: I want to be saved

      He's probably going to try sending us pesos. Oh, well -- it will spare us the trouble of having to purchase toilet paper for a while.
      sigpic

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      • Brother Love
        Yes, THAT Brother Love!
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 403

        #4
        Re: I want to be saved

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Freehold, Iowa. Or you can click on the godly PayPal button. But I feel like this is a lieberal trick of some sort.
        Of course it's a LIE-beral TRICK Sister Mary Maria. There's been a lot of UNSAVED TRASH on the forum today so all you TRUE and GOOD CHRISTIAN WOMEN be careful reading all the posts made today. You might want to sit down with your GODLY TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBANDS and let them guide you through the posts and help you to understand them. OHhhh, SATAN has been a BUSY BEE here today, friends!!
        Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

        "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


        "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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        • Jewsus
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2007
          • 1

          #5
          Re: I want to be saved

          LOL
          Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-14-2007, 04:30 AM. Reason: Stupidity removed.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: I want to be saved

            Once again you are the voice of sanity and reason, Brother Love. May Jesus bless you for showing us the way.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • Rev. SparkleJugs
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Jan 2007
              • 29

              #7
              Re: I want to be saved

              To be honest why are you on the internet alone is beyond me. I keep my wife away from the "satan box" sitting in our den, and make sure she stays in the kitchen.

              Where she belongs.

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              • demoncrat
                Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
                • Nov 2006
                • 79

                #8
                Re: I want to be saved

                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                He's probably going to try sending us pesos. Oh, well -- it will spare us the trouble of having to purchase toilet paper for a while.
                Don't worry, I live in Canada.

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                • Rev. SparkleJugs
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 29

                  #9
                  Re: I want to be saved

                  BEGONE WITH THEE FOREIGN DEVIL!

                  TAKE YOUR "WACKY TABACKEE" AND SINS WITH YOU!

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: I want to be saved

                    Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                    Don't worry, I live in Canada.
                    Even worse. Your funny money is about as valuable as the pages of the koran.
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

                    Comment

                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #11
                      Re: I want to be saved

                      Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                      Don't worry, I live in Canada.
                      AH HA! Another would-be infiltrator from Canuckistan!

                      I knew there was something fishy about you!

                      Maybe it's your complete avoidance of any discussion of God's Word?

                      After all, that's the purpose of this Godly forum, to tell the unvarnished Truth about God's Word, and who it says God and Jesus are!

                      What's YOUR favorite Bible verse, Demon a la Carte?

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                      • demoncrat
                        Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 79

                        #12
                        Re: I want to be saved

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        Even worse. Your funny money is about as valuable as the pages of the koran.
                        Actually, thanks to your legally retarded president, our money is gaining value fast.

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                        • Glendora Christianson
                          Spiritual Mother of LBC
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2329

                          #13
                          Re: I want to be saved

                          Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                          Where do I mail my $2000 tithe to?
                          I feel our Lord Jesus Christ prefers such a meager gift to be contributed anonymously to a senior pastor. I know how much HE hates paper work and the government snooping where they don't belong.
                          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: I want to be saved

                            Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                            Actually, thanks to your legally retarded president, our money is gaining value fast.
                            You psuedo-french surrender monkeys amaze me. Our Godly President GWB saves your worthless behind in the war on terror and all you can do is call him names? You should be applying for a green card and getting yourself out of Godless cannuckistan before god destroys it completely. Just a word to the wise, friend; God hates cannuckistan.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • demoncrat
                              Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 79

                              #15
                              Re: I want to be saved

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              You psuedo-french surrender monkeys amaze me. Our Godly President GWB saves your worthless behind in the war on terror and all you can do is call him names? You should be applying for a green card and getting yourself out of Godless cannuckistan before god destroys it completely. Just a word to the wise, friend; God hates cannuckistan.
                              From the same owner, Fred Phelps, http://www.godhatesamerica.com

                              Nice try old man.

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