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I was starting to doubt that any church really understood Gods' real message, but then I saw this! Praise Jesus, is this church a branch of Landover Baptist? They should be!
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Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit. -
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No. People of Landover can spell "chinks", and are not racists.Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
Many do, however, enjoy steak and cheese.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Wait, God dosen't hate steak and cheese does He? Faggots of course, but steak?DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!Comment
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Steak is just fine with GOD.Originally posted by Brother Terrence View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Stay away from tuna as well, and any other seafood with no scales. Catfish, etc.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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