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  • demoncrat
    Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
    • Nov 2006
    • 79

    #16
    Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

    Originally posted by AUSSIE View Post
    Nahh doubt it, i can just round house kick him in the balls then in the face with my super EMO ninja moves.
    Jesus is a lvl. 99 warrior with maxed out HP, Mana, and spells.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

      Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
      You're breaking the rules of your own religion.
      Are you my godly husband? I think not.
      Posted via Prayer

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      • demoncrat
        Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
        • Nov 2006
        • 79

        #18
        Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Are you my godly husband? I think not.
        As a woman, you don't even know what you're saying!

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        • AUSSIE
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2007
          • 11

          #19
          Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          As you are an unsaved wad of filth in Jesus' eyes, you are in no position to order any True Christian™ female to do anything other than excuse you for your filth. You are lower than a nigra or a dog at the moment, fool.
          Actually I'm atheist , so i don't have a believe,therefor i don't believe that i am a dog,

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

            Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
            You're breaking the rules of your own religion.
            Imbecile! you know nothing of True Christianity™. Why don't you read a Bible instead of wasting your life living in your parent's basement, reading Harry Potter and playing with yourself 7 times a day.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • demoncrat
              Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
              • Nov 2006
              • 79

              #21
              Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Imbecile! you know nothing of True Christianity™. Why don't you read a Bible instead of wasting your life living in your parent's basement, reading Harry Potter and playing with yourself 7 times a day.
              At least I get jesus, unlike you.
              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-14-2007, 05:23 AM. Reason: profanity removed

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              • AUSSIE
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2007
                • 11

                #22
                Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Imbecile! you know nothing of True Christianity™. Why don't you read a Bible instead of wasting your life living in your parent's basement, reading Harry Potter and playing with yourself 7 times a day.
                At lease i get teh p***y unlike you.
                Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-14-2007, 05:20 AM. Reason: profanity deleted

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                • demoncrat
                  Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 79

                  #23
                  Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

                  Originally posted by AUSSIE View Post
                  At lease i get teh <FILTH REMOVED> unlike you.
                  Repent and accept Jesus.
                  Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-14-2007, 06:04 AM. Reason: Edit in red. Idiocy remains, filth removed.

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                  • AUSSIE
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 11

                    #24
                    Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

                    Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                    Repent and accept Jesus.
                    The singing jesus, i accept him.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

                      Originally posted by AUSSIE View Post
                      Actually I'm atheist , so i don't have a believe,therefor i don't believe that i am a dog,
                      So you expect us to believe that you are a Godless monkey-worshiper from a land of british criminals and unspeakably filthy bush monkeys, and you attempted to send a donation to Jesus? Your story stinks bad. I'll bet you are a satanic homer as well.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • demoncrat
                        Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 79

                        #26
                        Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I'll bet you are a satanic homer as well.
                        I know I am.

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                        • Virginia Day Templeton
                          Christ's Battle Axe
                           
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 2827

                          #27
                          Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

                          Originally posted by AUSSIE View Post
                          This forum is full of racist , fascists and people that really need to see the world from a different perspective, EMO's, whats wrong with them? Don't they have the right to live the way they want to without being bagged?
                          If "emo" people want to exercise their right to live, why are they always slashing their veins open with razor blades? Don't they know that they can die from that, and that God frowns upon suicide?

                          We are only fascist in the sense that we recognize the supreme authority of God over all of His Creation:

                          Exodus 15:18
                          The LORD shall reign for ever and ever.


                          And for the last time, we are NOT racist! Racism is an abomination before God.

                          Acts 10:34-35
                          And Peter opened his mouth and said: "Truly I perceive that God shows no partiality, but in every nation anyone who fears Him and does what is right is acceptable to Him."


                          What some ignorant parties perceive as racism is actually the opposite: we recognize the different roles that God assigned to different types of people, and act accordingly. For example:

                          Genesis 9
                          20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: 21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. 22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. 24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. 25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. 26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. 27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.


                          These verses tell us that people of African (Canaanite) descent are meant to serve God's fair-skinned children, just as we in turn serve God. There is nothing wrong with this -- we are not claiming Negroes to be inferior -- we are simply following the perfect Plan that our LORD laid out for us, as our the colored folks who clean our floors and, in times past, picked cotton for the betterment of our ancestors' fortunes. Would you rather that we ignore God's decrees just because it's the "PC" thing to do?
                          Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 01-14-2007, 05:24 AM.
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                          • demoncrat
                            Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 79

                            #28
                            Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

                            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                            If "emo" people want to exercise their right to live, why are they always slashing their veins open with razor blades? Don't they know that they can die from that, and that God frowns upon suicide?

                            We are only fascist in the sense that we recognize the supreme authority of God over all of His Creation:

                            Exodus 15:18
                            The LORD shall reign for ever and ever.


                            And for the last time, we are NOT racist! Racism is an abomination before God.

                            Acts 10:34-35
                            And Peter opened his mouth and said: "Truly I perceive that God shows no partiality, but in every nation anyone who fears Him and does what is right is acceptable to Him."


                            What some ignorant parties perceive as racism is actually the opposite: we recognize the different roles that God assigned to different types of people, and act accordingly. For example:

                            Genesis 9
                            20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: 21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. 22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. 24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. 25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. 26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. 27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.


                            These verses tell us that people of African (Canaanite) descent are meant to serve God's fair-skinned children, just as we in turn serve God. There is nothing wrong with this -- we are not claiming Negroes to be inferior -- we are simply following the perfect Plan that our LORD laid out for us, as our the colored folks who clean our floors and, in times past, picked cotton for the betterment of our ancestors' fortunes. Would you rather that we ignore God's decrees just because it's the "PC" thing to do?
                            But that's only a fictional book.

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                            • Virginia Day Templeton
                              Christ's Battle Axe
                               
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 2827

                              #29
                              Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

                              Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                              But that's only a fictional book.
                              No.

                              John 5:39
                              Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.
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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323

                                #30
                                Re: THE PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON IS A SACM!

                                Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                                I know I am.
                                Sorry, in that case I have to ban you. (GONG!)
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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