I am a bastard child

[holdenlowe]

Does that mean that I am going to hell without question?

[JennyD]

Re: I am a bastard child

Does that mean that I am going to hell without question?

It means that you, your children, your children's children, etc. to the 10th generation are rejected by God from His congregation.

I'd say, "yes".

Deuteronomy 23:2

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

But fear not, my little bastard friend! For your parents are fornicators:

1 Corinthians 6:9-10

9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

So, you will get to join Mommy and Daddy, along with Catholics, adulterers, sodomites, thieves, jealous people, drunks, etc. in Hell!

[holdenlowe]

Re: I am a bastard child

It means that you, your children, your children's children, etc. to the 10th generation are rejected by God from His congregation.

I'd say, "yes".

Deuteronomy 23:2

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

But fear not, my little bastard friend! For your parents are fornicators:

1 Corinthians 6:9-10

9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

So, you will get to join Mommy and Daddy, along with Catholics, adulterers, sodomites, thieves, jealous people, drunks, etc. in Hell!

So basically, I can do whatever I want and not have to worry about worshiping God or Jesus because I am still going to hell either way?

[JennyD]

Re: I am a bastard child

So basically, I can do whatever I want and not have to worry about worshiping God or Jesus because I am still going to hell either way?

If I were you, I'd worry less about what you can get away with and spend my time trying to get my parents to marry!

[holdenlowe]

Re: I am a bastard child

If I were you, I'd worry less about what you can get away with and spend my time trying to get my parents to marry!

Well they did marry several months after I was born, and then he died a year later in 1992. Since then, my mom has remarried.

[hempknight]

Re: I am a bastard child

God will get over it he's pretty laid back, Jesus was a bastard and he got in pretty easy.

[JennyD]

Re: I am a bastard child

Well they did marry several months after I was born, and then he died a year later in 1992. Since then, my mom has remarried.

Well, congratulations! Whether or not God thinks you're a bastard depends upon His current definition. Children born out of wedlock are automatically bastards, but if their parents get married, then they're no longer considered bastards (at least by earthly laws). Unfortunately, God didn't spell out in His Word how it works for folks in your situation (born a bastard, but then made legitimate).

I suggest you assume He meant those who remain bastards, and act accordingly.

There is no reason for a widow not to remarry, so there's no problem there.

God will get over it he's pretty laid back, Jesus was a bastard and he got in pretty easy.

Jesus is God incarnate. He could not be a bastard, as He only used Mary as His Holy Oven, a womb to carry Him before His Earthly birth.

You've earned yourself a nice wad of infraction points for insulting the Lord.

[Brother Terrence]

Re: I am a bastard child

Do not worry though. As a bastard you will surely strike it rich in the bastard and welfare jackpot osambo is about to bestow on all you sinners and unworthy bastards. Enjoy your time on this Earth, as it will be a paradise compared to where you are headed.

[hempknight]

Re: I am a bastard child

come on Jenny your breaking my balls here, something doesn't add up and you know it lol

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: I am a bastard child

come on Jenny your breaking my balls here, something doesn't add up and you know it lol

Deuteronomy tells us that if anyone born a bastard, or have your privates cut off...or his balls broken (to use your crude language), may not enter the congregation of the LORD. Looks like you are losing on both counts, son.

23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am a bastard child

Well they did marry several months after I was born, and then he died a year later in 1992. Since then, my mom has remarried.

Come back if Jesus allows you to reach your 18th birthday, bastard child.

I'd say that isn't likely, seeing how He's already sent your daddy to hell.

[JennyD]

Re: I am a bastard child

come on Jenny your breaking my balls here, something doesn't add up and you know it lol

What exactly doesn't add up?

God used Mary's womb to carry Himself, so He could be born in human form (as He prophesied and made Ezekiel and Isaiah write down, generations before).

Jesus was all God, not some "demigod" like Hercules, Perseus, or any number of other Greek and Roman bastards who claimed to be half-gods because their fathers had run off!