[Brother V]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

so you want jesus to murder you??

Friend, we are all going to die.

Can you think of a better way to be taken out, than by having your LORD and PERSONAL SAVIOUR PERSONALLY take you to your heavenly reward?

I can think of nothing greater.

Imagine. There's a knock on the door...

"who is it?"

"your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ"

"Really prove it"

"Thomas said the same thing, look the holes in my hand, and feet and side"

"It really is you; PRAISE YOU... but what are you doing here?"

"Sending you to heaven"

"PRAISE YOU!!!"

bang.

Wouldn't that be awesome?

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

so you want jesus to murder you??

JESUS kills everybody, it is but a question of when. One day HE will kill Pastor Zeke and he will join JESUS by HIS side.

HE will also kill you one day and cast you into the firey pits of hell if you do not turn to HIM.

REPENT OR PERISH!
TURN OR BURN!!

[lilith]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

Are you insinuating that God the Father is brown-skinned? He is so white he glows brighter than a thousand suns, and it makes perfect sense then that His Son would be very white too!

So...he's Albino then?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

So...he's Albino then?

Judgment is coming for you, witch, and you will rue your mockery.

[BornAgain]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

"White as Jesus day" huh?

So that's despite the whole born in a Middle Eastern country,of Middle Eastern & very probably brown skinned parents thing,then is it?

That's a myth perpetuated by the liberal media and the Clinton News Network (CNN).

Jesus was a white republican, end of story!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

That's a myth perpetuated by the liberal media and the Clinton News Network (CNN).

Jesus was a white republican, end of story!

AMEN Brother!!!!!!!!!

A blonde haired, blue eyed, white, gun toting republican!!!!!!!!

GLORY!!!!!

[Deaner]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

While I'm all for "White as Jesus Day"; I'm just a little confused why we didn't celebrate the death of that uppity nig Martin Luther like the rest of the country. Will we get another day off when Louis Farrakhan takes his rightful place in hell?

Dean

[OnYourKnees]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

Will we get another day off when Louis Farrakhan takes his rightful place in hell?

Dean

Louis Fairy-Can?

Sounds like Twink's kinda guy.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

So...he's Albino then?

Despicable wench! I'll have you know that God is so white, just talking to him is enough to make one's face glow!
Exodus 34:27 And the LORD said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel.
28 And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.
29 And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him.
30 And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

While I'm all for "White as Jesus Day"; I'm just a little confused why we didn't celebrate the death of that uppity nig Martin Luther like the rest of the country. Will we get another day off when Louis Farrakhan takes his rightful place in hell?

Dean

I'm pretty sure that boy is already dead and on his knees in a lake of sulfur, brother.

[lilith]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

Despicable wench! I'll have you know that God is so white, just talking to him is enough to make one's face glow!
Exodus 34:27 And the LORD said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel.
28 And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.
29 And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him.
30 And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him.

So...Mo's face was glowing right?
Which is usually a sign of embarrassment or shame...so WHAT was he really doing up the mountain?

Were there any goats in the vicinity?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: White as Jesus Day is Jan 15!

GLORY!

Oh, how I love HIM so!

Proud, Sister Thumper