Magical Sky Daddy ?

[Billy Ram]

I get so mad when the mockers and scoffers say Jesus is just my imaginary friend.Until we get the theocracy up and runnin and can start stoning blasphehers again how should we deal with these people?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Magical Sky Daddy ?

I get so mad when the mockers and scoffers say Jesus is just my imaginary friend.Until we get the theocracy up and runnin and can start stoning blasphehers again how should we deal with these people?

Here in America we're facing a temporary setback as God tests us over the next four years of socialism, but I notice you're up in Godless Canuckistan. There are two things you can do. Apparently the communists up there are trying to stage a bloody coup and remove God's appointee, Steven Harper, as your president. Do what you can to help prevent this! Sign up for his security detail, pray, send him money. Whatever it takes!
The other thing is this July you can help our brave and stalwart missionaries as they try to make their way over your frozen tundra and travel from village to village to spread the Gospel. You can help protect them from the sodomites and marihuana addicts that make up most of the population there, provide them shelter, and tithe a little extra.