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I have found this in the Landover Archives and it is still a dire message people need to hear!
The homer agenda is far reaching and extremely dangerous. You must be on your guard at all times!
Old Man Hatchet Jun 27 2006, 11:27 PM
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Are these wicked foods in your pantry?
Ding Dongs are called Ding Dongs so that the makers of Hostess brand products can have a perverted laugh. Because of this snack cake's name, children are forced to utter filthy and unholy phrases such as, "I like to eat Ding Dongs" and "My sister wants my Ding Dong." The company also makes two other snacks which have names that are double entendres: HoHos and Sno Balls. Simply disgusting.
"Fig" is a mere vowel away from the slang term for a homosexual. The cookies are an obvious attempt to homosexualify young boys. As you can see, the character on the package states in no uncertain terms that he is a "big fig." Additionally, he is shaped like a scrotum and a stubby choo-choo.
The name Scooter Pie is an unsubtle play on the word "cooter." This sickening dessert attempts to turn little girls into carpet-licking lesbians. It teaches unsuspecting little boys the shameful and unnatural act of oral sex as well. Oral sex has nothing to do with reproduction and is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. The very idea that people would use their private parts in such a lurid manner makes Jesus puke.
#1
True Christian™ moderator
Group: Moderator
Posts: 74
Joined: 7-June 06
From: The Landover Institute for Godly Research
Member No.: 203
Are these wicked foods in your pantry?
Ding Dongs are called Ding Dongs so that the makers of Hostess brand products can have a perverted laugh. Because of this snack cake's name, children are forced to utter filthy and unholy phrases such as, "I like to eat Ding Dongs" and "My sister wants my Ding Dong." The company also makes two other snacks which have names that are double entendres: HoHos and Sno Balls. Simply disgusting.
"Fig" is a mere vowel away from the slang term for a homosexual. The cookies are an obvious attempt to homosexualify young boys. As you can see, the character on the package states in no uncertain terms that he is a "big fig." Additionally, he is shaped like a scrotum and a stubby choo-choo.
The name Scooter Pie is an unsubtle play on the word "cooter." This sickening dessert attempts to turn little girls into carpet-licking lesbians. It teaches unsuspecting little boys the shameful and unnatural act of oral sex as well. Oral sex has nothing to do with reproduction and is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. The very idea that people would use their private parts in such a lurid manner makes Jesus puke.
The homer agenda is far reaching and extremely dangerous. You must be on your guard at all times!
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