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I don't understand why these folks think its just now New Years! I guess they're so high on lead paint they're little brains aren't quite right?
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
On top of that they are worshiping oxes this year.Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
So maybe that dumb ox Hitonmi will finally get energized and bring me my chinky-winky-stinky-gooey-sooey
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
What really burns my britches is that the slopes not only ignore the normal (Christian) calendar, but they keep changing their story about what day New Year's Day falls on! Seriously, they change their minds about the date every year. Sometimes they insist that New Year's Day is in February, sometimes March....
The unsaved are not only unsaved, they're crazy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
No, Siddhārtha Gautama Buddha founded Buddhism about 2500 years ago. Our religion began when God created Adam about 6000 years ago.Originally posted by Athiest FTW
PWN'ed.
Yes, we are rightfully afeared of your infinite intelligence, oh He-who-cannot-even-spell-the-name-of-his-own-religion.Originally posted by Athiest FTW
It's "atheist", Brainiac, not "athiest".
Your posts have been deleted because they are imbecilic and contribute no value to the discussion.
Pastor Billy-ReubenUpon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
Since when is being a atheist being religious? Thought being atheist means who don't believe in religions? I posted something earlier (probably got deleted
) saying how people can not come up with a reply that says how people on this forum can not come up with a good reply. Bout that "6000 years" thing there, that is based on what the bible tells you. Not based on facts.
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You don't believe that religions exist? Most atheists I know believe that God doesn't exist, but they at least believe that Christianity exists.Originally posted by Athiest FTW View Post
What? We can't come up with a reply that says how we can't up with a good reply?Originally posted by Athiest FTW View PostI posted something earlier (probably got deleted) saying how people can not come up with a reply that says how people on this forum can not come up with a good reply.
That probably got deleted because it doesn't make any sense. Just how high were you when you wrote that?
Even secular archaeologists believe that King David was a real historical figure. The Bible contains a complete genealogy that traces him all the way back to Adam. Here in the state of North Carolina, a family Bible that shows genealogy counts as one of the two forms of identification needed to get a driver's license, so that looks like we have sound secular proof that Adam lived 3000 years before David, 6000 years before the present.Originally posted by Athiest FTW View Post
You seem to have a problem with premature exclamations of "PWN'ed". You should probably wait until you have made an unassailable point and backed it up with indisputable proof before shouting "PWN'ed!". When you say "PWN'ed" and are then immediately proven wrong, it makes you look like an ass.
Pastor Billy-ReubenUpon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
Why, all True Christians know that indeed, athianism IS a Religion! A vile one, yea, but a Religion nonetheless.Originally posted by Athiest FTW View Post
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
Originally posted by SUV View Post
Athianism? And people make fun of my grammar. HA!
Atheism - disbelief in the existence of a supreme being or beings.
Seems to me that Atheism is not believing in a supreme being(s). Most religions believe in a supreme being(s). I'm sure there are some that don't believe in supreme being(s) (just can not think of any off the top of my head).
Yes, King David was a historical figure. Like Budda was for the Religion Buddhism? Did you also know that parts of Christianity borrow certain aspects of Buddhism? I'm sure you didn't know because your head is clouded by the smoke of ignorance. So....Even secular archaeologists believe that King David was a real historical figure.
Triple PWN'ed! You think it makes me look like a ass but the proof backs it up. You know what?...You just got servedComment
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
You are so blinded you can't even read what Pastor Billy-Rueben has written in plain English.Originally posted by Athiest FTW View Post
Christianity - started 6,000 years ago
Buddhism - started 2,500 years ago
Which do you think did the borrowing?
Eh? I don't know what you're looking at, but my KJV is 80 books of nothing but factsOriginally posted by Athiest FTW
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My chink housekeeper just yelled "Kung hei fat choi" at you. So who is pwned NOW?Originally posted by Athiest FTW View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
Good Sister, I always thought it was because their slant eyes only lets them see half of what's really going on.Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostLuke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
I bet even other atheists would be embarrassed to see this guy representing them. What a maroon!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
Pastor Billy-ReubenUpon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Re: Chinese New Year is January 26th???
Again, must I repeat myself so many times on this forum...Originally posted by Just James View PostYou are so blinded you can't even read what Pastor Billy-Rueben has written in plain English.
Christianity - started 6,000 years ago
Buddhism - started 2,500 years ago
Which do you think did the borrowing?
Eh? I don't know what you're looking at, but my KJV is 80 books of nothing but facts
Christianity - started 6,000 years ago is going on what the BIBLE tells you!
There is no facts based on this claimed. If you have some to back them please present them otherwise this claim is not going to be accepted by me.
Your religion is not the first, nor it will be the last. Your religion, all it has, is having the most followers. Many other religions were established before yours. Some reasons why it is so popular is cause your religion is because it gives people the sense of belonging and a purpose. But...it is people like you who twist its words into something terrible.
Did you google "Happy Chinese New Years in Chinese"? For being so informed about everything you are so childish. Pretty sad if you ask me.My chink housekeeper just yelled "Kung hei fat choi" at you. So who is pwned NOW?Comment
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