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Are you guys serious? Or is this some kind of parody forum?
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Friend, we are as real as the Love of Jesus Christ. Do you think Pat Robertson and Benny Hinn are parodies too? How about Fred Phelps?Originally posted by Black Wizard View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity. -
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We are here to share the unvarnished Truth about what the Bible says, and who God's Word says God and Jesus are.Originally posted by Black Wizard View Post
Do you find that humorous, Harry Potter?Comment
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I don't know them.Comment
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I saw this thread about "Is your child a goth?" and "Is the Wii ungodly?". Um... what do you mean, "wii is ungodly"? Also Why would goth peoples be bad?Comment
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Have you read the "Is the wii ungodly" thread? As I recall, it was started by an unsaved idiot, but that is by the by. And how could goths be anything but bad? They worship Satan, for crying out loud!Originally posted by Black Wizard View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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I'm a goth. I don't worship Satan... I don't even believe is Satan...Comment
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Hey, here's a crazy thought!Originally posted by Black Wizard View Post
READ THE THREADS. Don't sit there and ask us what's in them, move your lazy mouse hand over, click on them, and read them for yourself!
Do you think we're your mother, here to spoon-feed you some nice pureed carrots while you sit in your high chair?!Comment
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Hehe... Um... I've read them. I'm just curious about why you think Goth people worship Satan. I don't! Why wont you believe me? I don't worship Satan!Comment
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Maybe identifying yourself as a Negro sorcerer by your choice of name is an indication that you do, indeed, worship and glorify Satan.Originally posted by Black Wizard View PostComment
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You claim not to believe in Satan's existence; thus, you worship him by default. Don't you know the old saying? 'The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled...'sigpicComment
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What exactly is "worship satan"? How do you do it?Comment
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You're the one who declared yourself a "wizard", yet want us to tell YOU how to go about it?Originally posted by Black Wizard View Post
You're getting an infraction for being a smart-aleck and wasting our time with idiocy.
Do it again, you'll get a one-week vacation from God's Favorite Forum. Understand?Comment
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do you mean the devil tricked me and I don't know it?Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View PostComment
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Are you saying he didn't even have to trick you, but you worship him WILLINGLY?Originally posted by Black Wizard View Post
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 01-21-2007, 01:28 AM.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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