[JoelObadiah]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

Asparagus Syndrome?

What a sick world we live in!

In my days, they were put in solitary refinement.

Last Aspergian I came across got a good ol' kick from my boot!

Amen to having authority from God to give a demon possessed a good ol' boot!
Amen!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

What exactly IS Asparagus Syndrome, anyway?

I think it has something to do with ass burger's syndrome. I hear it's another made up "disease" to hide demon possession.

It may or may not be perpetrated by the manufacturers of hug machines.
Look at this advertisement for the infernal machines.

[JennyD]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

What exactly IS Asparagus Syndrome, anyway?

[JoelObadiah]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

wait untill his return. then we will see who gets healed.

Good ol' Grandpa Obadiah could use a good healing of the wrist after giving your sorry little sinner butt a good ol' beating for back-chatting!

Enough chinwagging little girl!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

Amen!

Yeah! Definitely!

Amen!

Whopner is on at 4.

[JoelObadiah]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

Quite right, Pastor. If it were a real disease, it would be curable through faith healing, so why isn't it? It's just a way for yet more people to jump on the gravy train of affirmative action and other special privileges.

Amen!

[JoelObadiah]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

I can't believe there are unsaved trash in here!

They need a good Christian beating.

I know just the thing that will deal with little Aspergian retards...

Send them down to good ol' Grandpa Obadiah for a good beating.

And beat the demons right out!

Amen to good ol' beatings!

Amen I say!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

so your saying your better than jesus? cus I figured right hand spot was his seeing as how he's the son of god and all.

Son, you're wrong because you're an ignorant atheist. I find it insulting that you should try and preach from your untutored and ungodly position:

M't:25:31: When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
M't:25:32: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
M't:25:33: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
M't:25:34: Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
[...]
M't:25:41: Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

[Nat-Berko]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

so your saying your better than jesus? cus I figured right hand spot was his seeing as how he's the son of god and all.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

wait untill his return. then we will see who gets healed.

OK. I'll give $5 to the Democrats if you're right but when I'm shown to be right, I'll have the unutterable joy of seeing you burn in hell from my seat at the Right Hand of God.

[Nat-Berko]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

wait untill his return. then we will see who gets healed.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

why would he take it away then give it back?

God is ineffable.

shit happens,

But not without a cause, and that is God.

but God will fix it one way or another.

Anyhoo, I don't see God curing many people of Asperger's - someone must have done something pretty vile to upset Him like that.

[Nat-Berko]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

why would he take it away then give it back? shit happens, but God will fix it one way or another.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

Jesus healed the blind man in mark 10:46-52. blind is a disability is it not?

Who blinded them in the first place?

Exodus 4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

The Lord is Good!

[Nat-Berko]

Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

I never said he did. you people are infuriating.