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  • Hannah Davis
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
    If this is the case, then I would be VERY careful, creep. Your teenager wife is pregnant, is she not ? BTW, is there any reason why you weren't investigated and charged for unlawful sex with a minor ? Freehold police sleeping in the job, what ?
    They are MARRIED. It is LEGAL. She is LAWFULLY pregnant by her HUSBAND, and that is 100% legal. End of story. Do you want her to burn in Hell because she doesn't have children? Why do you hate women that much?
    Originally posted by The Holy Bible
    1 Timothy 2:15- Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

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  • Bag of bad creepers
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
    If you displease God IN ANY WAY, He punishes your children, your grandchildren, and their kids too. .
    If this is the case, then I would be VERY careful, creep. Your teenager wife is pregnant, is she not ? BTW, is there any reason why you weren't investigated and charged for unlawful sex with a minor ? Freehold police sleeping in the job, what ?

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  • Hannah Davis
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    Ass Burgers is the correct name right; I mean RIGHT??

    Now I'm reading this thread and people are calling it Asperger's Syndrome?!?! and the problem is in your head.

    Which one is it?

    If the correct version is Aspergers and not "Ass Burgers" I've just wasted the last three years sticking a 3 inch pair of tweesers up my butt grabbing any piece of flesh that feels unnatural and not in line with the smooth feeling of a colon.

    I've been saving all these little pieces of flesh wrapped in tissue and tucked away in my freezer. Must be about three hundred of them.

    They really stink when they get thawed out.

    Any doctor I've brought them to throws me out of their office as soon as I open the jar that contains them. Can somebody please help me before I reach my throat? This is important.
    The real name is Asperger's. From what I've heard about it, it makes kids anti-social. A lot of the boys are queers as well. Disturbing little soulless demons! Headed for hell, the lot of them!

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
    Really? Your name sounds like ASS BURGERS and you think "Hey, let's call these retards ASS BURGERS instead of retards!"
    Ass Burgers is the correct name right; I mean RIGHT??

    Now I'm reading this thread and people are calling it Asperger's Syndrome?!?! and the problem is in your head.

    Which one is it?

    If the correct version is Aspergers and not "Ass Burgers" I've just wasted the last three years sticking a 3 inch pair of tweesers up my butt grabbing any piece of flesh that feels unnatural and not in line with the smooth feeling of a colon.

    I've been saving all these little pieces of flesh wrapped in tissue and tucked away in my freezer. Must be about three hundred of them.

    They really stink when they get thawed out.

    Any doctor I've brought them to throws me out of their office as soon as I open the jar that contains them. Can somebody please help me before I reach my throat? This is important.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    This is NSFW for decent people. That is one of the most disgusting abominations I have ever set my gentle eyes upon. That is proof there is a God as according to the Darwinistas, a monster like that could never survive and would die off.

    Why must God test me in this manner?

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
    Can you just feel the love..!!!

    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Having ASD or ID or developmental delays / disorders is not the result of God's punishment on the individual's parents. On the contrary, God's punishment is YOUR parents having to see the kind of scum they gave birth to, and raised to be the vile jerks that you are today.
    Please point out in the Bible . . .

    Right, like an unsaved scum like you knows anything about the Bible.

    Here, I'll do it for you.

    Originally posted by God in the KJV1611
    Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

    Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

    And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
    Exodus 20:5-6
    See that moron? If you displease God IN ANY WAY, He punishes your children, your grandchildren, and their kids too. So technically, it could have been that retards grandparents that angered God, but I'm guessing it was the parents, based on how the retard also got hoof and mouth disease or whatever the professor said God smote him with.
    Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 09-08-2012, 08:20 PM.

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  • Born Again Bob
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Dear Friend,

    You may be underestimating Christian parenting! Please see the thread below my post for my heartwarming story.

    Yours in Him,
    BAB

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  • Bag of bad creepers
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Triple whammy! This retard is from Godless Eugene, Oregon, where they make it a point to spit in Christ's face every chance they get. No wonder God turned it retard. I hope He does that to the whole town!
    Can you just feel the love..!!!

    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Having ASD or ID or developmental delays / disorders is not the result of God's punishment on the individual's parents. On the contrary, God's punishment is YOUR parents having to see the kind of scum they gave birth to, and raised to be the vile jerks that you are today.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
    GOD PUNISHES RETARD A SECOND TIME,
    GIVES IT THE CANCER.



    Friends, it has been well covered in this thread and others on our Godly boards, but it bears repeating: So called Asperger's Syndrome is just another name for retardation, which we all know is a punishment from the Lord for unsaved parents.

    In other words, Davien is a retard. This particular retard managed to somehow displease the Lord all by itself. So God, in His infinite wisdom and mercy, gave it a case of the head cancer.

    This somewhat rare form of the cancer will most likely send Davien to hell eventually, but not before he endures months or even years of intense pain and a continually worsening quality of life. What is the lesson we can take from this story? Never anger the Lord, or He will smite your children with the retardation and the head cancer. Glory!
    Triple whammy! This retard is from Godless Eugene, Oregon, where they make it a point to spit in Christ's face every chance they get. No wonder God turned it retard. I hope He does that to the whole town!

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Unsaved doctors can be cruel and selfish if you ask me. Think about it, some so called scientist doctor claims to have "discovered" some new kind of retarded, and then he names this "syndrome" after himself! Self-centered much?!?

    Asperger’s syndrome was named after Hans Asperger, an Austrian pediatrician. In 1944, Asperger studied children with a certain set of attritubes: lacking in normative nonverbal communication skills, demonstrating limited empathy towards peers, and being clumsy physically. <------(In other words, being retarded! Duh!)
    Really? Your name sounds like ASS BURGERS and you think "Hey, let's call these retards ASS BURGERS instead of retards!" Don't retards have it tough enough already, being punished by God and all? Do we really need to call them ASS BURGERS on top of that? Not very Christian if you ask me!

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  • Professor Bessemer
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    GOD PUNISHES RETARD A SECOND TIME,
    GIVES IT THE CANCER.



    Friends, it has been well covered in this thread and others on our Godly boards, but it bears repeating: So called Asperger's Syndrome is just another name for retardation, which we all know is a punishment from the Lord for unsaved parents.

    Being different is not easy. Davien McCarty knows this first hand. The 17-year-old from Eugene has Asperger’s syndrome (AS), an autism spectrum disorder that takes the form of significant difficulties in social interaction as well as restricted, repetitive patterns in one’s actions and focus.

    McCarty was diagnosed with Asperger’s about 6 years ago. But the boy’s mother, Winter, says he has always struggled. For a long time he was in and out of mental health professionals’ offices. The first diagnosis, in fact, was that he was bipolar. But one day Winter, who is a mental health professional herself, was approached by an Asperger’s specialist . . . Once the official and accurate diagnosis came in, it made sense.
    In other words, Davien is a retard. This particular retard managed to somehow displease the Lord all by itself. So God, in His infinite wisdom and mercy, gave it a case of the head cancer.

    Unfortunately, this family’s difficulties have not ended with their son’s Asperger’s syndrome. On April 1, 2012, McCarty came to his mom and showed her that he had lumps on his head. Winter says “They weren’t huge lumps. I thought maybe they were ingrown hair follicles.

    Then it got worse. Then his mouth started hurting and he was saying his chin was numb.” . . . she took her son to Dr. John Dunphy at RiverBend. Dunphy said he did not know what the lumps and mouth pain were. Neither did two other doctors who looked at McCarty. And all this time, McCarty’s mouth kept getting worse.

    Finally, the doctors at RiverBend decided to do a biopsy on McCarty’s head. And on May 1, 2012, Winter heard the results from Dr. Dunphy: McCarty has Burkitt’s Lymphoma.
    This somewhat rare form of the cancer will most likely send Davien to hell eventually, but not before he endures months or even years of intense pain and a continually worsening quality of life. What is the lesson we can take from this story? Never anger the Lord, or He will smite your children with the retardation and the head cancer. Glory!

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by nathans View Post
    But autistic people are great, intelligent people. Unlike yourselves.
    That would explain why they are unable to hold normal conversations in person or develop close interpersonal relationships, and are often dismissed as "jerks".

    Because they're so "great" and very "intelligent". When not busily counting their socks over and over and over, or banging their heads against the wall.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by nathans View Post
    But autistic people are great, intelligent people. Unlike yourselves.
    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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  • Johnathan
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by nathans View Post
    But autistic people are great, intelligent people. Unlike yourselves.
    Please tell us more about how



    makes a person intelligent or great.

    The retarded folks were a punishment from the LORD. They are a waste of our tax money and contribute nothing to society. Some fat retard drooling is too arrogant to accept Christ as their savior and repent, that's why they will be righteously burned in hell.

    You're welcome to join them, seeing as how you love them for no reason other than to spit on the face of your LORD.

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  • nathans
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    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    But autistic people are great, intelligent people. Unlike yourselves.

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