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  • thepages
    Unsaved trash, Demon Spooge
    • Feb 2009
    • 16

    #16
    Re: Just few questions.

    Now why would Jesus kill me?
    "DIBT FAKK!" - So sayeth the book of rage.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Just few questions.

      Originally posted by thepages View Post
      Now why would Jesus kill me?
      For His own reasons. I suppose rejecting His temporary sacrifice on the cross and chosing satan over God might be on the list.

      Jesus is in charge of killing everyone. Read the Bible.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #18
        Re: Just few questions.

        Who else to you think is going to do that deed? Some old skeletor named Death?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • thepages
          Unsaved trash, Demon Spooge
          • Feb 2009
          • 16

          #19
          Re: Just few questions.

          I was just reading my King James edition today! Jesus has no need to kill me, i don't disrespect his sacrifice or cause any harm. It was not about me choosing Satan over God.

          By the way, what do Baptists believe happens to Jews once they die?
          "DIBT FAKK!" - So sayeth the book of rage.

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          • thepages
            Unsaved trash, Demon Spooge
            • Feb 2009
            • 16

            #20
            Re: Just few questions.

            Haha! Who ever is changing my signature just made me laugh. Whats a "Demon Spooge"?
            Also who better to help me with my quest for knowledge than the God of this World?
            "DIBT FAKK!" - So sayeth the book of rage.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Just few questions.

              Originally posted by thepages View Post
              I was just reading my King James edition today! Jesus has no need to kill me, i don't disrespect his sacrifice or cause any harm. It was not about me choosing Satan over God.

              By the way, what do Baptists believe happens to Jews once they die?
              Unless they are perfected (i.e., repent of their Christ-killing ways) they will occupy the same hell that you are bound for, son.

              Why do you ask? Are you a joo? Is that why you worship satan?

              Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? Why do you hate Jesus?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • thepages
                Unsaved trash, Demon Spooge
                • Feb 2009
                • 16

                #22
                Re: Just few questions.

                I don't hate Jesus, I'm 23 and no, I am not a Jew.
                I just thought i read a post here saying the Jews would be in Heaven with you.
                "DIBT FAKK!" - So sayeth the book of rage.

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                • thepages
                  Unsaved trash, Demon Spooge
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 16

                  #23
                  Re: Just few questions.

                  I just went to my 'User CP' and under Reputation it said "being an ignornant demon-possessed busy-body", Now that isn't true.
                  "DIBT FAKK!" - So sayeth the book of rage.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Just few questions.

                    Originally posted by thepages View Post
                    I just went to my 'User CP' and under Reputation it said "being an ignornant demon-possessed busy-body", Now that isn't true.
                    Prove it.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Justina Thyme
                      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 1718

                      #25
                      Re: Just few questions.

                      You worship satan, DEMON. He is the father of lies. Therefore, nothing you say can be accepted at face value, for your words contain no truth.

                      Begone from this holy place.
                      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #26
                        Re: Just few questions.

                        Originally posted by thepages View Post
                        I just went to my 'User CP' and under Reputation it said "being an ignornant demon-possessed busy-body", Now that isn't true.
                        What....are you a damn HINDOO? What is that foreign gibberish you are trying to speak?
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • thepages
                          Unsaved trash, Demon Spooge
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 16

                          #27
                          Re: Just few questions.

                          That is what was written in my profile. Perhaps you need to learn to read English?
                          "DIBT FAKK!" - So sayeth the book of rage.

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                          • Don the Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 480

                            #28
                            Re: Just few questions.

                            Originally posted by thepages View Post
                            I don't hate Jesus, I'm 23 and no, I am not a Jew.
                            I just thought i read a post here saying the Jews would be in Heaven with you.
                            Hmmm, a damned jewboy satanist. If you are a jewboy then you must hate Jesus and since Jesus is God then it stands to reason that you hate God as well. Of course it is a well attested to fact that all God haters are queers as well (not to mention child molesters).

                            You son are bound for HELL as a God hating, jewboy staff grabber.
                            Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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