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This April, I will be hosting a trip to Alaska for a service trip and prayer session followed by a moose hunt. I already have 3 people who are interested. We will depart from Des Moines International Airport on Saturday April 11 around noon. Reply to this post or shoot me an email if anyone is interested.
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Re: Prayer Retreat/Moose Hunt
HmmmmOriginally posted by ImmortalTechnique View Post
I love a good Moose Hunt. A bit like hunting Wiccans only the Critters are bigger.
I won't be traveling from any "International Airport" I'm afraid. They get a bit funny about the kind of weaponry I carry.
I'll liaise with Sarah and get back to you.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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We will be sure to rent rifles and shotguns at the resort in Ketchikan.Comment
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Any other takers? It will be the trip of a lifetime.Comment
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I would love to blast moose like the Godly Sarah Palin. Sadly April 11 will find me in my Filthy Female Hut, if you catch my drift...
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Sir, let's not put the cart in front of the horse. You are using the moniker of a known black power "rap" musician, and you aren't a Saved(c) Christian. I don't think you'll get many takers here.Originally posted by ImmortalTechnique View Post
You have some explaining to do.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I'm very sorry about the name. I'm by no means a rap fan. I merely found the name interesting. Sorry for any confusionComment
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I've already been to Alaska and killed moose, bear and many kinds of fish. It is a great trip indeed. But I will only go with known Christians!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Judging by your name you are a nigra. As such you will not be allowed into the airport unless you are wearing a Skycap uniform and pushing a luggage cart.
Originally posted by ImmortalTechnique View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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A wise plan, Brother Eliot!Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
For you know, "rap" is just "rape" with no "e"! What do you think he'd want to do once he got you alone in the wilderness?
Show you his Infernal Technique, no doubt!
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