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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #61
    Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post


    That looks pretty similar to me.
    I notice that you are wearing beach sandals and standing on some mudslime rugs there. I am a bit surprised that you would associate with such racists.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Poetic Peter
      Christian Poet Emeritus
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2006
      • 1696

      #62
      Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

      Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
      Then where is the KKK on the cross on the breast? Sheesh.... Are you a member of the KKK, and know their particular uniforms?

      The Knights of the Klu Klux Clan was originally a southern preservation society. Nathan Bedford Forrest was a great man, until he denied his heritage.......
      excerpt from Forrest's speech to the Independent Order of Pole-Bearers Association (predecessor of the NAACP), July 5, 1875
      I came here with the jeers of some white people, who think that I am doing wrong. I believe I can exert some influence, and do much to assist the people in strengthening fraternal relations, and shall do all in my power to elevate every man to depress none. (Applause.) I want to elevate you to take positions in law offices, in stores, on farms, and wherever you are capable of going. I have not said anything about politics today. I don't propose to say anything about politics. You have a right to elect whom you please; vote for the man you think best, and I think, when that is done, you and I are freemen. Do as you consider right and honest in electing men for office. I did not come here to make you a long speech, although invited to do so by you. I am not much of a speaker, and my business prevented me from preparing myself. I came to meet you as friends, and welcome you to the white people. I want you to come nearer to us. When I can serve you I will do so. We have but one flag, one country; let us stand together. We may differ in color, but not in sentiment Many things have been said about me which are wrong, and which white and black persons here, who stood by me through the war, can contradict. Go to work, be industrious, live honestly and act truly, and when you are oppressed I'll come to your relief. I thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for this opportunity you have afforded me to be with you, and to assure you that I am with you in heart and in hand.
      http://www.tennessee-scv.org/Forrest...st_speech.html

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      • Rev. Carlton Green
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2006
        • 311

        #63
        Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

        I just stumbled upon this thread, and well.....I have to say something. Fat does have great benifits. For when I look down, I can can be assured that it isn't feasible to take a nasty peak at my unclean choo-choo. Also, the more meat, the more love for our Lord and Savior?


        But if lard is wrong for salvation, should I get a little "fix" so that I'm right for Jesus?
        Last edited by Rev. Carlton Green; 03-18-2007, 08:36 PM. Reason: Word change.

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        • MrsMycroftSmith
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2007
          • 24

          #64
          Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

          I've got to agree fully (no pun intended) with Rev. Green. While I myself still have my girlish figure (and intend to keep it when I am not producing Christian soldiers), my husband is on the portly side and I'm glad for that. I wouldn't want to be wed to someone so ghastly thin that you'd swear they were an albino darkie from Africa.
          "I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (Gen 3:16)

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          • Rev. Carlton Green
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2006
            • 311

            #65
            Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

            Thank you MrsMycroftsmith

            And besides there is always good news in the end. At least I was SAVED TM in my youthful years as here:




            Rather than my shall we say my "larger than life" times when I switched to the Healthy Heather Hardwick diet:

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            • Daniel
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2007
              • 113

              #66
              Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

              Does this look glory-bound to you?
              Attached Files

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              • the fat gay black wiccan
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Mar 2007
                • 7

                #67
                Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                this place has got to be one of the most irritating raceist facist intolerent forums i have ever seen its basically an online wako you pople are ****ing morons liars cheats and fools i think i will report this website
                just on general principles

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78553

                  #68
                  Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                  Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
                  this place has got to be one of the most irritating raceist facist intolerent forums i have ever seen its basically an online wako you pople are ****ing morons liars cheats and fools i think i will report this website
                  just on general principles
                  Well thank you for coming to our Godly forum to spread your hatred.

                  I can't wait to see you after Jesus gets ahold of you.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Daniel
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 113

                    #69
                    Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                    Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
                    this place has got to be one of the most irritating raceist facist intolerent forums i have ever seen its basically an online wako you pople are ****ing morons liars cheats and fools i think i will report this website
                    just on general principles
                    You know what we do? We follow the Bible. We do what it says. If you think it's "irritating raceist facist intolerent" then take it up with God. I hope he smites you. You know just on general principles.

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                    • the fat gay black wiccan
                      Unsaved trash
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                      • Mar 2007
                      • 7

                      #70
                      Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                      what bible yours or the other 18 different versions of it my problem is that you are basically the same as all the other groups out there "DO WHAT WE SAY OR ELSE " what right do you have to tell people what to do the simple fact is god wont do anything for one reason. Free will he gifted humanity with free will to choose our own path not to spend our time praying or staring at a book that has no relation to him other than someone wrote saying that this is what jesus said how do they know how does anyone know that this isn't some big con that been going for a long time .The church didn't come around until nearly 500 years after jesus why so long .On the main page you have things like JESUS WANT'S YOU TO HAVE A PS3 CHILDREN ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GIVE US YOU'RE PARENTS BANK DETAIL .For people who think sony(the owners of ps3)are promoting sodomy you seem happy enough too use them for you're own ends talking about negros and joos is raceist considering the fact that jesus came from an arab counry he would have been closer to a iraq or indian than a white

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553

                        #71
                        Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                        Take a deep breath, Ms. Tubby Bull Dyke. You can't be understood through all that hate-filled spew.

                        There is only one True Bible: the Holy KJV1611 version. True Christians™ follow it to the letter.

                        We are not trying to tell anyone "follow God or else". You were created with the free will to make a choice. You can chose Jesus, who died temporarily for your sins, or you can chose satan, which is basically anything outside of choosing Jesus. For example, insisting on being a fat lazy lezbean nigra witch, that pretty much puts you square in satan's camp. Its you who chose to spit on God. Don't come in here screaming at everyone about the idiotic choices you have made for yourself.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • the fat gay black wiccan
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 7

                          #72
                          Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                          One it's spelled lesbian and that can only be applied to females i'm male Two you just answered my question thank you.EVERONE ELSE IS WRONG BUT QUESS WHAT WERE RIGHT OUR BIBLE IS THE BESTEST WEEE. Have you nothing to say about anthing else my other points

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                          • the fat gay black wiccan
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 7

                            #73
                            Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                            When did i spit on god i put forward some facts because you say its wrong dosen't actually mean you're right and i confess i'am white reasonably slim and straight but then again a doubt anyone on this forum is how they describe themselfs

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #74
                              Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                              Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
                              i think i will report this website
                              just on general principles
                              Can't wait to hear that phone call...

                              "Hello police? I'm a big fat queer that practices witchcraft and I have a complaint."

                              Let us know how you make out.

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #75
                                Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                                Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
                                One it's spelled lesbian and that can only be applied to females i'm male Two you just answered my question thank you.EVERONE ELSE IS WRONG BUT QUESS WHAT WERE RIGHT OUR BIBLE IS THE BESTEST WEEE. Have you nothing to say about anthing else my other points
                                Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
                                When did i spit on god i put forward some facts because you say its wrong dosen't actually mean you're right and i confess i'am white reasonably slim and straight but then again a doubt anyone on this forum is how they describe themselfs
                                It certainly takes some gumption to correct someone's spelling when your own writing is riddled with spelling mistakes and severe grammatical errors. Not that I'm surprised, because it also takes some gumption to turn your back on God and to tell Him that His rules mean nothing to you.
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