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  • bounceferret
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    • Jan 2007
    • 2

    #1

    christian and true christians

    hi

    can someone please explain the difference between true christians and the normal christan which I'm probably more familure with.

    sorry if this has been asked a million times before

    regards
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: christian and true christians

    Originally posted by bounceferret View Post
    hi

    can someone please explain the difference between true christians and the normal christan which I'm probably more familure with.

    sorry if this has been asked a million times before

    regards
    Welcome, friend. Our beliefs can be found HERE.

    True Christians™ are God's chosen people. We follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally. Every word on every page is God's will.

    Please read through the threads in this forum, and then ask any questions you might have.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • bounceferret
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      • Jan 2007
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      #3
      Re: christian and true christians

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Welcome, friend. Our beliefs can be found HERE.

      True Christians™ are God's chosen people. We follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally. Every word on every page is God's will.

      Please read through the threads in this forum, and then ask any questions you might have.
      thank you for your reply Ezekiel

      I will read over the threads, as much as i can
      From what I've obtained so far the path of true christians is quite different from what I'm used to but very eye-opening and enlightening

      kind regards

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      • Talitha
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        True Christian™
        • Oct 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: christian and true christians

        Welcome to God's favourite Forum friend.

        Bounceferret is certainly an unusual name.
        I'm Sister Talitha, and along with the other True Christians™ I shall give you guidance in finding Jesus© as much as I can.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • lilith
          Night Hag
          • Sep 2006
          • 1232

          #5
          Re: christian and true christians

          Originally posted by bounceferret View Post
          hi

          can someone please explain the difference between true christians and the normal christan which I'm probably more familure with.

          sorry if this has been asked a million times before

          regards

          So...what makes you think the words "normal" & "christian" belong in the same sentence?
          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #6
            Re: christian and true christians

            When you become a True Christian™ you are given the Secret Code and you get to use this groovy little trademark! (™)

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: christian and true christians

              Originally posted by bounceferret View Post
              hi

              can someone please explain the difference between true christians and the normal christan which I'm probably more familure with.

              sorry if this has been asked a million times before

              regards
              We follow God's commands. Normal false hippy-dippy "christans" (I like that word, it suggests a Christian, but with something vital missing - it's very descriptive, well done) follow what they'd like God's commands to be.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • BornAgain
                Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 146

                #8
                Re: christian and true christians

                Originally posted by bounceferret View Post
                hi

                can someone please explain the difference between true christians and the normal christan which I'm probably more familure with.

                sorry if this has been asked a million times before

                regards
                Many "Christians" you see today are really liberal feelgood Christians who pick and choose the parts that they like.

                These false Christians think that as long as you live a good life you'll go to heaven, but the bible says differently.

                (KJV): Romans 1:20 - For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse.

                John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                Acts 4:10-12
                10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole.
                11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner.
                12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

                Jesus clearly states that He and His laws are the ONLY way to heaven.
                Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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                • Ixi
                  Wretched Unsaved Goth
                  Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 844

                  #9
                  Re: christian and true christians

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Welcome, friend. Our beliefs can be found HERE.

                  True Christians™ are God's chosen people. We follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally. Every word on every page is God's will.

                  Please read through the threads in this forum, and then ask any questions you might have.
                  Every word in the Bible is a lie. How are you even sure that God; if there is a god, supposedly wrote it?
                  A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #10
                    Re: christian and true christians

                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    Every word in the Bible is a lie. How are you even sure that God; if there is a god, supposedly wrote it?
                    You claim that every word in the Bible is a lie.

                    Therefore, you say that the pyramids do not exist, there's no such place as Egypt, Greece and Rome are products of our imaginations, and the Temple in Jerusalem never existed (even though the ruins are still there).

                    Do you realize how silly you sound?

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                    • Ixi
                      Wretched Unsaved Goth
                      Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 844

                      #11
                      Re: christian and true christians

                      The words written in red are lies. Your twisted faith brings death, and if there is a god, he's not here at Landover.
                      A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: christian and true christians

                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                        The words written in red are lies. Your twisted faith brings death,
                        You have it exactly backwards:

                        Romans 6:23: For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

                        Originally posted by Ixi
                        and if there is a god, he's not here at Landover.
                        Wrong yet again. The Bible says that God inhabits the praises of Israel:

                        Psalm 22:3: But thou [art] holy, [O thou] that inhabitest the praises of Israel.

                        Given that Landover Baptist Church is the new Israel, God inhabits our praises. Therefore, God is indeed right here at Landover. Shout glory!
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                        • BornAgain
                          Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 146

                          #13
                          Re: christian and true christians

                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          The words written in red are lies. Your twisted faith brings death, and if there is a god, he's not here at Landover.
                          Says the witch whose religion includes cutting oneself.
                          Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
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                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #14
                            Re: christian and true christians

                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                            The words written in red are lies. Your twisted faith brings death, and if there is a god, he's not here at Landover.
                            Yes, those are lies.
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                            • Ixi
                              Wretched Unsaved Goth
                              Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 844

                              #15
                              Re: christian and true christians

                              Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                              You have it exactly backwards:

                              Romans 6:23: For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

                              Wrong yet again. The Bible says that God inhabits the praises of Israel:

                              Psalm 22:3: But thou [art] holy, [O thou] that inhabitest the praises of Israel.

                              Given that Landover Baptist Church is the new Israel, God inhabits our praises. Therefore, God is indeed right here at Landover. Shout glory!
                              How are you so sure that God is all powerful and all knowing? If he was, why would he send people down to earth only to damn them to hell?
                              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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