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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #16
    You should stop being such a pantywaist. GOD tells us to kill, we kill. Our so-called "feelings" (a homersexual-propagated myth like DNA and evilution) are of no consequence. If GOD says that killing is good, killing is GOOD. PRAISE! You need to align yourself with GOD'S AWESOME WILL and not be such a tool of the homer persuasion.

    ps - you might want to check to see if demons have infected your mouth, you seem to be speaking with a littthhhhp (lisp). The Landover Medical staff can help to fix you with Homosexual Reparative Surgery.
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • Ixi
      Wretched Unsaved Goth
      Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
      • Sep 2006
      • 844

      #17
      This Has Nothing To Do With Homosexuality!!! Or Demons!!! Demons Arn't Real!!!!!!!!! And God Would Never Say To Kill!!!!!

      I'm finished here. Wicca/Pagan is a natural religon, God is here, but you are not praising him in the right way!

      There is no such thing as burning in Hell! Theres only Karma, stricking at you 3 times worse if you did something horrible! Then when you die you consort with the Lord and Lady in The Summerland before you move on to your next life! And LIFE is living with pleasure, thats means having a loyal husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend, and loving them and loving living! I'm finished here.
      Last edited by Ixi; 09-18-2006, 01:22 AM.
      A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #18
        The lord and lady in the summerland. OH, BROTHER!

        It'll be BARBEQUE LAND IN FIRE LAKE!
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #19
          Who wants to go to fire lake? Who's gonna do it?
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #20
            Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
            Who wants to go to fire lake? Who's gonna do it?
            Who's goin' ride that chrome 3-wheeler?
            Who's goin' to make that first mistake
            Who wants to wear those gypsy leather
            All the way to Fire Lake

            Who wants to break the news about Uncle Joe?
            You remember Uncle Joe
            He was the one afraid to cut the cake

            Who wants to tell poor Aunt Sarah?
            Joe's run off to Fire Lake
            Joe's run off to Fire Lake

            Who wants to brave those
            bronzed beauties, Lyin in the sun
            with their long soft hair fallin', flying as they run
            ah they smile so shy and they flirt so well and
            they lay you down so fast they ltil you look straight up and say
            Oh Lord am I really here at last?

            Who wants to play those eights and aces?
            Who wants a raise who needs a stake?
            Who wants to take that long-shot gamble?
            and head out for Fire Lake....

            And Head out......
            Who wants to go to Fire Lake..........
            And Head out.....
            Who wants to go to Fire Lake.........
            Hey.... Head out.....
            Who wants to go to Firelake
            Head out....Head out...
            Who wants to go to Fire Lake
            Out to Fire Lake
            Who's goona do it?
            Who wants to go to Fire Lake?
            Alright! Who wants to do it?
            Who wants to go to Fire Lake

            Who wants to do it?
            Who wants to go to Fire Lake
            Who wants to do it now?
            Oooooooooooooooo...Yeh...
            Who wants to go to Fire Lake.
            Who wants to go to Fire Lake
            Hey Who wants to head out Oooooooooooo head out Ooooooooooooo
            Oooooooo
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #21
              Praise JESUS! I can't wait until the Day of Reckoning(TM)! Then we shall all join in Heaven and watch the heathens BURN while singing! Whom shall we get to play the guitar?
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #22
                Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
                Praise JESUS! I can't wait until the Day of Reckoning(TM)! Then we shall all join in Heaven and watch the heathens BURN while singing! Whom shall we get to play the guitar?
                Esteban woulld be my first choice. If he is busy we can try to fish one of these out of the pit.
                1. Jimi Hendrix (Jimi Hendrix)
                2. Marc Ribot (Marc Ribot)
                  (then, far behind)
                3. Robert Quine (Robert Quine)
                4. Steve Morse (Dixie Dregs)
                5. Caspar Brötzmann (Caspar Brötzmann)
                6. Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)
                7. Duane Allman (Allman Brothers)
                8. Jeff Beck (Yardbirds)
                9. Gary Lucas
                10. Joe Baiza (Saccharine Trust, Universal Congress)
                11. Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
                12. Keith Richards (Rolling Stones)
                13. Steve Cropper (Mar Keys)
                14. Keiji Haino
                15. Doug Martsch (Built To Spill)
                16. Chuck Berry
                17. Vernon Reid (Living Color)
                18. Greg Ginn (Black Flag)
                19. Munehiro Narita (High Rise)
                20. Duane Denison (Jesus Lizard)
                21. Link Wray
                22. Tom Verlaine (Television)
                23. Adrian Legg
                24. Scott Tuma (Souled American)
                25. Buckethead
                26. Peter Green (Fleetwood Mac)
                27. Gayle Ellett (Djam Karet)
                28. Nicky Skopelitis
                29. Helios Creed (Chrome)
                30. Sandy Bull
                31. Robert Fripp (King Crimson)
                32. Blixa Bargeld (Einsturzende Neubaten)
                33. Eddie VanHalen (Van Halen)
                34. Wayne Rogers (Magic Hour)
                35. Jody Harris (Raybeats)
                36. Andy Hawkins
                37. Ian Williams (Don Caballero, Storm & Stress)
                38. Nels Cline (Geraldine Fibbers)
                39. Allan Holdsworth
                40. Arto Lindsay (Ambitious Lovers)
                41. Alan Licht (Run On)
                42. Hank Marvin (Shadows)
                43. Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)
                44. Mike Mcready (Pearl Jam)
                45. Roy Montgomery
                46. Duan Eddy
                47. Karl Precoda (Dream Syndicate)
                48. Mark Knopfler (Dire Straits)
                49. Kirk Hammet (Metallica)
                50. Eric Clapton (Cream)
                51. Steve Vai
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #23
                  Reading over this thread I WOULD be inclined to be nice to another heathen and tell you TC's how MEAN you are ....well....maybe if they'd used proper spelling and grammar. I can't stand bad spelling and grammar! Gah!!
                  Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 09-18-2006, 10:12 AM.
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    So Wiccans mock Christains to "get back at them"? How did God tell Christains?
                    This little zit-faced homer isn't here to write a report for his class. He's here to mock Jesus.

                    Well, it won't work, nancyboy. Jesus will NOT be spat upon! Watch your step, because Jesus is watching every one of yours.

                    Once you have completed your "article", kindly post it here.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2025
                      • 15118

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      This little zit-faced homer isn't here to write a report for his class. He's here to mock Jesus.

                      Well, it won't work, nancyboy. Jesus will NOT be spat upon! Watch your step, because Jesus is watching every one of yours.

                      Once you have completed your "article", kindly post it here.
                      You are right Pastor. This little Homer mocks Jesus and the good folks of Landover.

                      Listen friend, if you really are writing an article about CHRISTIANS (note the spelling) then I suggest you leave the page blank aside from a reference stating that the only information needed is already written in The Bible (KJV1611).

                      Genesis 39:17
                      And she spake unto him according to these words, saying, The Hebrew servant, which thou hast brought unto us, came in unto me to mock me

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Ixi
                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 844

                        #26
                        Don't you worry I will. And I'm not a nacyboy, I'm a girl.
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          Don't you worry I will. And I'm not a nacyboy, I'm a girl.
                          And judging by your spelling and grammar abilities, you are either a nigra, a foreigner, or a retard. So which is it, harlot?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Ixi
                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 844

                            #28
                            Spelling isn't everything.
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                            • Andreas
                              Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 249

                              #29
                              Spelling isn't everything.
                              Jesus is madly obsessed with spelling of his favorite language: American.
                              Soon in Christ

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                Spelling isn't everything.
                                No, but spelling is something. And if you honestly are a Journalism major as you claim, then spelling is A VERY BIG THING, you empty-headed female.

                                So, do you want to tell us the truth now, or shall we wait for your DOF file to be published in this thread?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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